Status Updates From Love You a Latke

I kindly wanna ask this author to get out of my head. Like honestly, how is this MC me? There's a scene where she is like "I can survive anything for 15 minutes." My brain: "Yeah, me too, my dentist appointments taught me that." the MC: "I learned that from the dentist!" She also talks about how she doesn't like hugging people, she dislikes (her) feet, and so much more...

I wasn't sure at first but the back and forth between these two has me cackling!