Status Updates From Hell Is a World Without You

I might get whiplash from all the times I'm laughing then sobbing (complimentary)

"Anyway, Wednesday church was usually fun. Obstacle courses! Eating live goldfish! A pretend funeral? This kid Zack read his friend's suicide note, which listed times Zack should've shared the gospel. After Zack cried, "Why didn't I tell him about Jesus?" the casket burst open. The dead kid screamed, "I'm burning in Hell, thanks to you," and then we played red rover."

So it wasn't just my church, huh? 😂

The Calebs are killing me, this entire book is hitting far too close to home