Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

The noise I just made sounded like a cartoon sound effect holy shit

I *know* that the #1 convention of the romance genre is IT ENDS HAPPY, but man Ember you are STRESSING ME OUT. I have flipped to the end at least 3 times to make sure the conventions of the genre are going to be followed here.

i just LOLed

Loving this rant about how awesome exec assistants are

Ok all the fibs are pretty funny

I too, would like a Native Daddy

Current audiobook

one thing I was not expecting was the ONLY ONE BED TROPE 🔊

i am too anxious for this i fear

listen I don’t have to like a main character to LOVE a book

😄 This heffer can't stop lying.

Really enjoying this, just not having a lot of reading time

Ember, girl. You’re stressing me OUT

She’s making me itch with all these lies and the irony is this man KNOWS she’s lying and she still won’t stop 😭😭😭

omg Ember is a pathological liar. i cant D..x

I know I’m about to be so stressed chile

Parts of this read like a daily work diary. I have a job, I don’t need to read about the daily minutiae of hers.

if i wasn’t so behind i would dnf this

Loving the OKC setting of this book and the indigenous representation! Breath of fresh air so far.

DNF. I just can’t with the whole lying theme.

I’m not sure about this.

This is the most robotic sex scene I’ve ever read

If I weren’t already more than a third of the way through this I would dnf it

This is irritating me so much……. Not loving the last section of this book at all. it better be a happy ending

The story itself is decent but the writing is so juvenile. Why is the author writing like “She locked the door and left the house. She started to walk down the street. She loved to walk down this street.” ????

Can’t tell if the narrator is talking weird or if the writing is shit

I love that she wears orthopedic flats. Keeping it real

I’m into Danua of course. Ember is a little straight up dumb at times and I think she might have a lying problem. Like sometimes you just need to keep your mouth shut. Give a non answer don’t straight up lie every single time. The side characters are insufferable at times. I understand the growing up poor and being the oldest sibling though. I don’t hate it but I’m not into it.

The thought of working in an office like this horrifies me but go girl get it

Ember is relatable. But she also stresses me out omg