Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

I wanted to like this more than I am.

Okay now this is completely unrealistic. A man cannot be perfect AND be a cat dad. Not scientifically possible

“I stood next to him, my orthopedic flats giving me maybe an extra inch of height so I came up to his shoulders.” Oh but on the cover he’s like six inches taller than you????????? Don’t pmo seriously

Diva you BETTER break those physical lines or I WILL DNF

needing this to pick up the pace at this point

still don’t really like her … it’s just all the lying about so many unnecessary things

She’s stronger than me I would push him in that bathroom and jump his bones bc CLEARLY you want her🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

still really not clicking with it … it’s just ember like girl WHY

kinda hate the main character…

The native daddy of my girly fantasies….

Best read in cold weather because goddamn that was hot

I'm only finishing this story out of spite because I need to know how far this dummy will go.

Ember is a crash out

I love to see a queen scamming her way into a well-paying corporate job.

ember is annoying unfortunately

I want to finish this but the main character is passing me off 😅. I'll give it until 50%.

Of course his name is Kyle

girl, please just tell him what’s going on 😭

Oh no

LETS GOOOOO

For someone who says she hates lying, she keeps lying for no reason 😭 I’m stressing

The noise I just made sounded like a cartoon sound effect holy shit

I *know* that the #1 convention of the romance genre is IT ENDS HAPPY, but man Ember you are STRESSING ME OUT. I have flipped to the end at least 3 times to make sure the conventions of the genre are going to be followed here.

i just LOLed

Loving this rant about how awesome exec assistants are

Ok all the fibs are pretty funny

I too, would like a Native Daddy

Current audiobook

one thing I was not expecting was the ONLY ONE BED TROPE 🔊

i am too anxious for this i fear