Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

This audiobook narrator is a CHOICE.

honestly this premise hits because i too would lie to get a single interview at this point (the job market is so awful pls save me)

GIRL deleting emails off the CEO's computer is way worse than dating your coworker

How many times am I going to read the word Native Daddy 😭

my libby hold expired rip

YAY SO HAPPY FOR HER

ember is funny as hell i love her already

*In my best Donkey (from Shrek voice)*
Now we gettin’ somewhere 🫣🤭

Girl pls stop lying for no reason 😭🙏🏻

Is there actually this much bowling in Oklahoma? Is my book more accurate than I thought?

She's a cat hater?? Girl we can't be friends

And this is stressing me out so much, aren't they supposed to be at the retreat? Or is it their free evening already? I can't handle it if they're playing hooky.

So this is what it's like to watch someone overthink things as much as me, huh?

She’s already got me stressed about making up her education on her résumé 🫣

does she know she doesn't have to be this messy

"My partner is a few hours away..."
"Can you call him?"
"Her," she corrected.
"Sorry to assume. Can you call her?"

PERFECT! Quick, easy, respectful.

Reservation Dog meets the office love story meet cute 😍 💕

Kicking my little feet!

This is too cute

Ugh ,,This book is giving me anxiety. this girl is literally lying over everything little thing unnecessarily. then stupid frat nepo baby Kyle ugh This girl is so dumb!!!

Yeah the writing is hella immature, but still hanging in there.

“He smelled like a pure clean man with a hint of lavender”.

Excuse me?! 🫣🤣

Writing isn’t great, but hanging in there for a bit to see how it goes. 🫣

girl they r so h🤢rny what the fucj. v funny tho

Hilarious that Legal is the bottom of the importance, only above HR lmao too real

i'm gonna need her to STAND UP.

Enjoying this!

Starting library book club’s February book. It’s significant for being a traditionally published romance novel by and about Indigenous Americans. I’m looking forward to giving it a go!

This girl is so stupid.

This girl is so stupid.