Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

This is so good? And funny? And ironic LOL

Oof I feel like that was a bad idea............

I’ve lost track of how many times Ember has lied 😭

Ember lying about her accounting experience has me BITTING my nails 😭

When a main character is a parade of red flags!! “It’s the lying and weird behavior that is a red flag for me.”

Really craving Indian tacos now 😅

This is fun and all but Ember is testing me.
She’s lying about EVERYTHING to everyone, and she also says on page she hates cats.

Honey, I really hope you change your mind because that’s just tragic 😭

Already laughed out loud and I only just started

Workplace romcom perfection. Truly one of the best and funniest I’ve read in a while. Ember you are digging such a big hole let’s see how it explodes lol

ember, girl... you need to stop with the white lies! Theyre gonna get you in trouble lol

Gary is my nemesis.

All of her "white lies" about being able to do her job are going to give me hives.

I love the vibe of this one already. I know I’m going to live the antics just by ember’s inner voice

I’m forcing myself to see this through at this point.

The FMC is also obsessed with his hair so if I’m a creep she is too 🤪🤭

I CAN FEEL THE CONFLICT BUBBLING AND IM SCARED

ONE BED! ONE BED! ONE BED!

Love my queen Ember, love my king Danuwoa, love this book!!!

This is literally the workplace romance of my dreams!!! I am LOVING this so far!!

This is giving me major 2000s workplace romance vibes rn and I’m loving it

Unfortunately I’ll never be recovering from that slip n slide line 💀💀💀💀

one bed one bed one bed

“For the record, I don’t have daddy issues.”
It was dark, but the streetlights illuminated him enough. He wiggled his eyebrows. “Wanna start?”

Dead. I'm crying 😂

This book is so fucking funny, I can't 😂

I normally don't enjoy romcoms but I am loving this.

Ember…girl, you keep lying 😅 I’m dead

I. AM. SWOONING.

Oof.
Feeling sick to my stomach.

Phew. Ok.
It is wild how our insecurities can grip us so firmly.
Ember, sweet, determined, Ember. I feel you so much.

1. Enjoying this so far!
2. Ember is very funny and endearing, though flawed in her own ways. I like this!
3. I would never want to work in a corporate job, people just seem like dickbags.