Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

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Look at me enjoying a contemporary for once!

this book is stressing me out 😭

Already giggling

already all these lies are stressing me out

I really wish I was liking this. :(

Native Daddy - “I don’t have daddy issues.” “Do you want to?” had me screaming with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

i’m very upset i am too tired to binge this tonight

This lying is giving me anxiety

I'm almost done with this one and decided to check some reviews, and it's funny how (apparently) the "fake it till you make it" is only valid if the fmc is yt. The number of people that were "so stressed about Ember lying, so that's why I give this book low rating" is kinda funny in a sad way.
It seems like in real life, the only ones getting a pass when they're messy are yt.
Putting this here now & not in the review

"that's my girl" 🥰🥰🥰🫠

Also Ember has so many embarrassing moments, I am crying and cringing

first native romcom?! SAY LESS

I wanted to love me a cute little native romance but her lies were killing the vibe for me and then he just forgave her like it wasn’t the main plot in the book

Name dropped on the first page already love this book #justiceforjoannas

Book roulette progress 🙂‍↕️

Native daddy is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s giving ✨nothing✨ and I really hate Ember

super cute so far, however it did just lose .5 for one line alone, “I fucking hated cats.”

unfortunately, ember, that is a red flag!

Why tf you lying, why you always lying? Mmm oh my god!!!!!

No girl really WHY are you lying so much!? I’m getting anxiety.

HELLO CHAPTER 25!?

Ember just keeps making bad decisions

i’m loving this book!!!

This book is messy but so much fun! I’ve laughed out loud a lot.

LOL oh OF COURSE the hotel screwed up and there's ONLY ONE ROOM LEFT.

"Everyone likes to say it's so easy for minorities to get jobs now. That we have some sort of advantage after years of being treated as second-class citizens. Bull fucking shit. If that were the case, then why were all the good jobs still full of white people?" FACT!!

Okay I love a messy heroine but I have to keep taking breaks I’m stressed!

i’m actually so excited for this, i’ve been waiting for my hold on libby to come in

what’s great about romcoms is you can just sit down and absolutely demolish one in not very many hours

Ember hating cats means i hate Ember. Fuck outta here, you lying crapball

The constant lying is so annoying