Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

I’m getting indigestion from the corporate immorality because WHY IS IT SO REAL

This is brutal!!!!! Natalie said she was the wicked witch for a reason!!!! Don’t let this spoiled white boy walk all over you!!!!!

Ok so I take back what I said earlier. The racism cannot be separated from the story because corporate America is inherently racist.

Triggered by the creative accounting and corporate nepotism

Girlie… being an accountant is 1000% better than being an EA

I don’t love the racism bit - I guess I understand why it’s in the book, it emphasizes how Natives are othered and discriminated against, which is real - but it makes me feel like this book was written for white people/non-Native people first

This chick is really giving Olive from The Love Hypothesis a run for her money, compulsively-lying-about-dumb-shit-wise

I thought I was NOT a contemporary romance / romcom girly but this is fun so far! Also Ember’s lying is so relatable but it’s stressing me out.

Geez, Ember, just tell Danuwoa what Kyle’s making you do. Why do none of these heroine’s ever trust their partners enough to actually talk to them?

Is thirty-nine too many references to rolling one’s eyes in a book? Asking for a friend

Struggling with the audio book for this one, so swapping over to paper back! The story is super intriguing so far, but GIRL STOP LYINGGGG im stressed for her already

NÃO É POSSÍVEL

We're at the work trip and Dan and Ember aren't dating, so the summary isn't exactly truthful.

I'm gonna have to take a break from contemp romance after this.... It's bugging me that Ember keeps "white lying" i feel like the resolve is going to end up blowing up obviously... then the come around of her "not actually caring what people perceive of her" but also I'm just bored with Contemporary as per usual.

as situações que a Ember fica se colocando de bobeira tão me causando tanto estresse que eu estou considerando muito abandonar quase acabando só pra não ver a merda em que isso vai dar

“I was like a Slip’n’Slide down there” ☹️

Her aunt told her to lean on the community. So, she enrolled in school, got a loan, sold her car on Craigslist. Worked in a bank. Sage, Joanna, Walela, Sage and Tito all got together to come up w a plan to reunite them. But she went her own way. He didn't want to listen and shut the door. So she sang his fav song ( badly). Got in. Talked it out. Ilu. T-giving three months later- Sage paid her back. All good.

But she does not want a relationship with him. Talked to Sage. Left for Auntie. Sage says Danuwa loves her and she should call him. She decided against that and left. Super rock bottom. It's all her fault. Kyle used the info, but she was the one who let him.

He basically broke up w her at the jewelry fair. Cos she panicked when she spied Gary. He refused to speak to her. It all fell out at work. Gary went digging and outed her. Kyle tried to throw her under the bus. She confessed to all. Fired. Cos she deleted that email, etc. Danuwa was called up to find it. Awkward lift ride. She told Kyle off, told P to go for the job. Cried at home. Read the letter. He apologized

This book is so good. I hope to finish it today!

desesperada com o fato de que essa mulher NÃO PARA de mentir e é sobre umas coisas muito bobas

i have got to start saying “shit ass”

lying gives me anxietyyyyyyyy

D wants to come clean now. But she is worried about their jobs. So she will push it off and let Kyle push her around. She thinks a new job would be better. She lied on her app, about not being Native. Tito said her and em were. Phoebe heard. Just putting pins. Cos, she is going to be fucked. The ppl at this company are shady and petty as hell.

She really needs to stop lying. She had an allergic reaction to his cat. Wtf? He is not stupid. She bribed Tito to pretend to be her bf. Bowling was awful. Danuwa was upset. Kyle keeps blackmailing her. At work, her fucking racist ass boss was being racist re Indian Danuwa. So she sent in an actual Indian. He was upset w her. Kyle told her to break into uncle email. Gurl. Dinner w D. She will come clean when N return

Oho, szczyt dramatyzmu - typiara zatrzasnęła się w kiblu.

Ahh, yes of course. Check “uh-oh we were booked the same hotel room” off the list

As a very bad liar, this book is fortunately amusing me and not stressing me out. Please pray it stays that way. Lol

Idk if its too early to say this but this may well be one of my favorite books of this year.

She is so screwed. Kyle saw them kissing and is now tossing Danuwa name at her. He asked her to some expense reports and you know they are shady. He won't email; talk on phone or person. Come on now. He is setting her up- she used a stamp w the boss's signature on it. Phoebe is a fucking bitch. She knows about the kiss and brought up the fake bf in front of D. They hooked up at work. In hotel. Her bro is on her couch