Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

Getting out of book funk but didn’t finish this in time - back on hold and hopefully finish it once I have it again

Ugh, Sage!

🥰

UGH I HATE HIM!
This is gonna be SO bad ☹️

😠

Girl DO NOT!
She’s pissing me off

😭💔

Omgod a meeting. I’m stressed!
I HATE ALL OF THIS! 😭
BITCH ASS KYLE!

💔 Ember! 😭🫂
🥺 Saaage

😭 Her car!

Lmao JOANNA!

Crying laughing!

YES, KYLE! Loser

🥹💙

OMG
HUAGSFLS 🤭
This trope will never get old

SIR! Put pants on!

🥵

NOT VILE KYLE! 😤

Pretendian 💀

STOP! I LOVE THEM!!!
🥵🥵🥵

He smiled and winked. I was sure he thought it was charming, but it made me want to ignore what he had to say. 🤣

SAGE! 😤

Phoebe istg
Don’t fking touch her, worm
NO! DO NOT TRUST HIM!
Omg girl…im so scared for her

Let us just say it— she lies A LOT

YES, NATALIE!
WTF KYLE?! You snitching ass bitch! 😒
Native dadd-SIR!

UGH NOOO
SAGE?! 😒 He’s a punk
stressed for this dinner

Omg he’s not letting her get away with anything!

EW Phoebe, fraternizing with VILE KYLE 😒
Phoebe is sus…

🤣 MARRY THAT MAN! I agree!

Danuwoaaaa🥰

O m g NOOO 😭💀

CALIFORNIAAAA 🌴

Ew, Kyle 😒 Worm

I just love ember. So relatable as a women.

Omg this is so funny and I can tell things are gonna get hoooooot 😁❤️

DNFing because there's something about second hand embarrassment as the main comedy bits that makes me shrivel inside, also I just don't like the fact the central conflict is the main character lying about EVERYTHING that's very frustrating. A few things here and there is fine, but everything isn't fun to read about.

Audiobook. I love this so far. Ember is hilarious and SO relatable.

need danuwoa so bad

Oh crap girl, he’s mad
Protect her, Natalie!

“Associate’s degree,” I mumbled. I knew what I made up on my résumé. SCREAMING

YES! Phoebe is gonna be salty

I had to be everything for everyone, and as exhausting as that was, it also defined me.
Sometimes I just wished I could be the one to try and fail.

Yeeeee she’s taking him home!

Oh shit 😤

Stop! I love them!
Omg he heard! 💀💀💀

I was just Ember Lee Cardinal, a sometimes liar, but mostly an overall good person. 💀 Girl…
Omg she’s stressing me out
O m g 💀 COOL

I crossed my legs at my ankles as Queen Clarisse Renaldi taught me when I was a kid. 😆

AAH!

Omg no! 🙈

Not strike-rolling Bucky 🤣

Ryan sounds like a lazy loser already

Omg he better pay her back IMMEDIATELY 😒

I’m so bored. Ember is just so unlikable, if I wasn’t so close to the end of the book I would DNF it.

“How did my life get so complicated?”
You Ember, because of you, that’s how.

Good lord Ember is so annoying and not that likable.

this is very unserious and all over the place but i kinda like it

I wish I were enjoying this book more.

Onto chapter 9

Oh hey she’s an accountant using Quickbooks this romance novel might hit closer to home than I thought haha

the first time they called Danuwoa, Dan I really said “who the fck is that??” because… who the fck IS that?????

Ember's lies have me stressed TF out and I can't put this book down. The romance is perfect but my gosh it is a rollercoaster. I'm hoping to finish it today!

this girl is crazy lol

"Everyone likes to say its so easy for minorities to get jobs now. That we have some sort of advantage after years of being treated as second-class citizens. Bull fucking shit. If that were the case, then why were all the good jobs still full of white people?"

Omg, Im dying, I haven't laughed at a book in a hot minute!

The thought of doing anything on my to-do this makes me wanna throw up, so I’m going to read my fun book club book instead 💅

So far it seems like Ember is a compulsive liar and is ashamed of where she lives, comes from, work history, etc.

Omg that’s so real about the group interviews in high school 🙈

Love this story.

You know it’s fiction when the male protagonist is clean and smells like lavender.

Waited a long while for this from the library. I’m already totally dig’n it!