Status Updates From Same Time Next Year

Forget going pro - this is the greatest accomplishment of my life. One that will be a lifetime reward. A daily one. The reward is keeping my wife forever.

the spice in this 🥵🥵

How long since you’ve …

Three days.

(I am an athlete in peak physical condition and I need to j@ck off @ least 2X/day.)

Your left hand doesn’t cut it?

It’s like buttering toast with a spoon…

“My mother raised me to be an unholy terror on the ice but a gentleman as soon as I take off my skates. Like a fucking Canadian should be, she’d say.”

where i can get one of these???

“The fact that Britta is four million miles out of my league hasn’t stopped me from threatening my teammates with certain death if they ever asked her out again, however.”

ohh man

“Once you go hockey boy, you never go back.”



good to know

cringe

Let’s be so fr
Fake marriage for a visa in the first ten (10) pages?

Damn I love their story.🩷 I’m not even minding the fact it’s a hockey romance! Idk that I’ve ever read a hockey romance now that I think about it…

But I wish he would stop calling her sweetheart🤣🤣 it feels like a nickname for a kid or your niece, not your wife🤣 but that’s just my opinion lmao

Sumner is 27.

According to Britta, he has had a crush on her since he arrived last year, but is looking for something permanent. She abhors the notion of marriage because her father walked out on her & mother after admitting he had another family.

My mother raised me to be an unholy terror on the ice, but a gentleman as soon as I take off my skates. Like a f#cking Canadian should be, she’d say.

Our local beloved hockey team, the Bridgeport (CT) Bandits.

They might be amateur players, but they’re professional partiers.

AUDIO

Yessssss dual POV we love that

dont blame me okay i needed something short, stupid and smutty and this is doing it for me!!

This man is so horny, and listening to it as an audiobook is throwing me off

My therapist and friends said I need to read lighter, happier books so here I am lol

Okay Tessa I am a fan of your writing I can’t put this down. Sumner is chefs kiss 😍😍

The spice level on this book is making it not safe to read at work.

Tessa Bailey writes smut that’s identical to watching porn, I don’t know how to explain it any other way than that

Wait….. so he can’t jack off cause his wrist is sprained, but he can lift her and throw her to the bed?

i’m at chapter 6 and I genuinely am SO VLOSE to dnf this book like my god what is this

I am just trying to read and listen to short books to reach my goal for the year. I have been reminded why I absolutely can not listen to romance books. The second-hand embracement is killing me lol

Dnf

I’m on a Tessa Bailey kick…so far this is cute

Hockey romance fake dating audio. I’ll take it!

Honestly listening to smut is so off putting

Everyone is hating this but I love a marriage of convenience (and a hockey romance) so fingers crossed

I'm surprised this wasn't written in a third person POV since it's a TS book. I'm liking it though :D

I do not like the language in this book. Nice story line, but rushed and very cringe. Just finishing it up at this point.