Status Updates From Same Time Next Year

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON 😂
At 27 he FINALLY gets called up to the AHL. And after ONE MONTH. THEY SIGN HIM TO THE NHL TEAM? PLEASE 😂😂😂 no now I’m REALLY hollering 😂

so i'm not even gonna touch the fact that he's 27 and getting called up to AHL. no, the part I am gonna touch though is this...

There are 6 AHL teams in california. SIX.
Not one of them is based in Anaheim.😭 The closest would be Ontario Reign... but that's in *gasp* Ontario 💀

TESSAAAAAA GOOGLE IS FREE BABE!

Yeah i cant do this

Broccoli cheddar soup is difficult to make? Since when?

NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS???

shakes like a washing machine on spin cycle?????? really tessa????? 😭💀

What a simp

OMG This is one of the best romcoms! ❤️😅

Вони якісь прибацані😐

Те, як головна героїня поспіхом прибиралася, коли Самнер постукав у двері, нагадало мене самого, коли мати стукає у двері, а ти весь час просидів у тікток😀

Блін, запропонуйте мені хтось 50 тисяч доларів за фіктивний шлюб 🤓

"can you please try and piece together what you're feeling and communicate it to me?" okay that's actually not half bad tbh used genuinely of course and not condescendingly

Після отих мандаринок треба відпочити 🌚

why is her name Britta

he can afford to give her $50,000 but not an engagement ring?

I don't think I understand how he has $50,000 to give her if he's not already playing professionally or even semi-professionally... ?

…… Ummmmm this book was way smuttier than I thought. That’s wild 💀. I just needed a nice lil book to read at the gym 🤣

Alright let’s get this over with so I can be done with TB for the foreseeable future 😭

Its the way I wanna DNF

“Can you please try and piece together what you’re feeling and communicate it to me?”
I think this was supposed to be hot of him but I think I would punch a man in the throat if he said this to me

This is so so bad omg lol

This book has the worst and disgusting descriptions ever

this book makes 0 sense,

but surprisingly its quite enjoyable

A novella to get me out of this reading slump!

I love Tessa Bailey books but this one is already rough between the hockey, immigration, and green card business. It just doesn't make sense and it's pulling me out of the story.

Didn’t finish…too tired 😴

It’s giving tumblr 2011 fanfiction (derogatory)

what is this..

His voice when Sumner said “Just give me one motherfucking shot” lawd have mercy I’m bout to bust-

Can’t wait to finish this tonight!