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Uff okay spiceeee

procrastinating queeeen

Britta and Somnee get married !

I was hardly 11% in when I first started cringing. Sumner is a creep. Not to mention, why is his name Sumner? And why is Britta named after a water filter. The names alone almost caused me to stop reading. Typically I’m a sucker for a novella but this was cringe beyond belief. I finished because I wanted to check my first book of 2024 off…so here I am.

I’m sorry but this is so unrealistic. Tessa, girl…

Ugh this book is so cute!!! 😅🥰

achei que eu estava sendo exigente demais por ser uma novella, mas percebi que não foi só eu que achei o desenrolar desse livro cringe demais, teve hora que eu tive q me lembrar que eu tinha q abrir o olho pra terminar de ler de tanta vergonha alheia

(se algum dia vier traduzido pro Brasil vou ficar curiosíssima para saber como traduziram alguns quotes desse hot.... hm peculiar rs)

RTC

¿Pero es que porque no le da nombre a los niños y esposos? Me molesta demasiado que sean como unos... extras demasiados extras. Es como las demás casas en Harry Potter, se siente a desapego. Nada costaba ponerle nombres, deben ser como dos hombros y tres niños, no es tan difícil, Tessa, ¿sabes?

¿Por qué el tiene que ser tan perfecto y ella taaan agggh? Ni supiera siento que sea el tipo de personalidad insoportable entrañable como la de Regina o Megara o Jude Duarte, es solo una tía hipócrita que es super difícil de comprender. Redimete, te lo suplico.

Que hipócrita es esta tía. ¿Y por qué él debería cancelarlo? Es mucho mejor pasar el verano con tu familia que con ella. Amigo, date cuenta.

Aprox 10%) ¿Por qué generalizas tanto? Estoy bastante segura de que los canadienses no son extraterrestres.
28%) Que mal me cae esta chica.
30%) Tu eres un puto ángel y ella es... un pelín insoportable.

“You love that I’m down bad, don’t you?”

Something about that phrase just sounds so wrong😭

“I will not get through the night without begging for a horizontal workout from this thunder god of hockey who loves his grandma.”

WHAT????🥴

“I’m obsessed with eating her out. And I’ve never even gotten the opportunity.
Yet I’ve thought about it day and night for the last two month. Spreading her legs open and spitting on it, rubbing my face against all that softness, and gobbling her up like dessert.”

Tessa Bailey needs to go back to the drawing board because WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE??🥴

“Okay.” I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding, gratitude making me feel almost light headed.
Authors need to be buzzed everytime they write this sentence in a book😵‍💫

“That’s never really bothered me before-and it doesn’t bother me now. It’s just that lately I feel a little left behind. Like everyone is checking off the boxes of life, and my pencil is broken. Or I didn’t bring one to class at all.”
Ooof, that one hit☹️

“She shakes like the washing machine on the spin cycle” WTF IS THIS😭 I DONT WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE

Oh my god this is the worst novella ever, I’m cringing and laughing and wanna quit so bad😭 I feel embarrassed even listening to this

oh god not this again i can’t even.

“If anyone ever hurts this girl again, I’m going to start tearing down skyscrapers like hockey Godzilla.”
Sorry but I can’t take this seriously😭😭😭

Him dropping a ‘sweetheart’ just doesn’t roll off organically😬

FMC says she like breakfast foods as her favorite.
MMC starts to fantasize about her breasts immediately after.

I think I just got whiplash🥴

“Problem is, I’m even more obsessed with her than I was three months ago-and that is saying a lot”

If Tessa Bailey loves one thing, other than nipples/breasts, it’s a man OBSESSED🗣️

“Uhh. Daddy? questions my brain.
There is hair on his chest. Like a really nice amount-and this is a weird observation that I wouldn’t normally make on a man, but he has great nipples. They look like they’ve been stretched tight, along with the rest of his skin, to accommodate all that pesky muscle, the edges slight puckered from the cold.”

Now that’s a sentence I never thought I’d read🥴

this book is an ACTUAL nightmare so far but i have to finish books when i start them so 😭

“Tight girl”🤮

Had to DNF this one. Was just weird and wasn’t really my style

lmfaoooo this book is so unserious yall but it’s under 150 pages so HELLOOO BOOK GOAL!!!!!!

He’s just too perfect and conventional like no guys gonna out his location in your phone without asking anddd Britta is so fucking annoying like he’s saying he wants commitment stop being insecure and give it a chance

What was it my father said to my mother that got her to crack? "Can you please try and piece together what you're feeling and communicate it to me?"
She blinks up at me once, twice, like she can't believe what she's about to say out loud. "I think I'm going to miss you."
Holy fuck, my father is a genius.

lolol this man