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“The light is most beautiful to those who know the dark.”

Yes, switching to the ebook makes this better. That French accent attempt by the narrator isn't good.

It's better than I thought it would be. I don't like the "French" accent. It may work well for a printed book but in audio, it's not working. I may have to switch to the ebook.

Goal: Continue by Wednesday AKA My spring break

The Witch of the Woods conclusion was so insightful?? HELLO??

I'm a total LIAR BUT I'm picking it back up after finishing Hell Followed With Us!!

Is it a literary masterpiece? No. Am I enjoying it for the junk food romantacy that it is? Yes.

Have I read the first 2 books? Nope. Is that stopping me from absolutely enjoying this one? Also no bc life is short !!!!

I love this😭 she is the most forward character ever

The romance in this book is a little lost amongst the gang and the town. The dynamic between the two leads is not my favourite (just personally not a fan of soft sad boys) but regardless I feel like the sex has come before the emotional tension has really built.

Enjoyable but not my favourite.

The narrator for this series is so good! Ben has been my favorite protagonist so far. Eleanor is such a fun character to watch (almost like a Hiei iykyk)

Actually I’m taking a break a different book I wanna read came out

Ok I take back what I said about the first audiobook. The narrator is actually fine, I just absolutely despise the voice she chose for Oz's character. In this book she does a great French accent and Ben's man voice is much less obnoxious.

“Coffee tasted bad and felt good, and right now Eleanore felt like she could single-handedly fight an entire army so long as her heart didn’t explode first.”

“Choosing to face the truth beneath life, no matter how bloody or strange, is always better than fooling yourself into thinking the sparkles on the surface are what’s real.”

“On a scale of one to ten, how nefarious is he?”
“Negative five.”

"He might never be her partner, but if she felt like manhandling him, he felt like letting her." --- OH HE IS DOWN BADDDD!!

309/409

Not vibing with this much

I’m struggling with the 3rd person (as usual)

“You committed a crime? For me?”
“Yes because I…I love you.”

Im going to THROW. UP. I hate them both actually.

Ben is the most adorable character of all protect him at all costs!!!

At first glance it may give opposites attract BUT these two are SOOO well-suited for each other's healing.

Anyway, Ben is me and I am Ben!! Anxiety rep!! He is so plant dad and girl dad coded.

Someone please end my suffering. Nice Guy Ben used “m’lady” unironically.

Strugglingggg with this one.
I need it to hurry along or something, I'm not sure what I'm waiting on at the moment!

I got this as a blind date with a book from morgansterns. So far it is silly and I’m loving Ben he is adorable. He just loves his plants and knitting☺️ Eleonore is silly too. “She would commit crimes to taste his orgasm” girl he bought you off eBay and you been in a plastic crystal for 6 centuries. I can’t it’s to silly

Let’s fuck around and find out.

Consent King has an Anxiety Attack bc He Cannot Add 2 and 2 and He is the Victim Here. More at 5.

“No matter how earnest he seemed now, he had total control over Eleanor’s existence.” SEE. THIS is what I’m talking about. 😤

…I dont like this man. While I love a pitiful man in love…Ben’s just…pitiful (derogatory). Also, similar issue to when I read That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf…I don’t like the power scenario. Even if Ben is a Good Guy(tm) and Eleanor is Into It, he can still straight up order her to do anything, and I’m not a fan.