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SO TRISTRAN DIES?!!

AND YVAINE JUST RULES ALONE?! SAD AND ALONE?!

No no
What kind of ending is that?!

ALSO
WHAT FELLOWSHIP??!
We hear about this twice and nothing
Not good writing at all

Wait the star just WALKS AWAY FROM THE WITCH?!!

AND SHE LETS HER?!!

WHAT IN THE FAIRYTALENURSERYRHYMEDISNEYFIEDNONSENSE IS THIS

So all of a sudden they’re in love

They barely like eachother I’m so confused

Oh

Huh

So she likes the shop owner not the shop boy

Honestly the movie scene where Tristran drops Victoria on her ass is so much better

Like what is this about? They all just know where they need to go? Or who people are??
Tell me how septimus just KNOWS this is the woman who killed his brother
It makes no sense
I don’t like this world it’s so whimsy

Okay I’m hoping for a good ending because I’m ngl the movie is better