Status Updates From Death at the Chateau Bremon...

If this woman ditches the attractive doctor who by all accounts worships the ground she walks on for the magistrate who humiliated her repeatedly in public, admits to being embarrassed by her, who both her friends AND HIS FRIENDS think she’s better off without, I’m going to lose it. How is a double homicide mentioned less than this woman’s legs? And how many time can you write “tummy” before it’s cringey?