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I can’t imagine this audiobook not being an Irish narrator…the authors Irish humor translates so well into the classics

"Liven up!" I don't know why, but him saying "I hope" just pissed me off. "Of course she's fucking okay. She's great. Your daughter's a stunner, and all the lads are smitten. She's just waiting for you to come back so she can pick one."
"She's nine."
"Going on twenty."
"Lampo, be quiet."

THIS MAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND INSUFFERABLE i’ll take 20 your honor

Paches better not die i cant stand another gay tragedy atp i think it will ruin me

Oh fuck theyre gonna kill strabo arent they

Its so british omg

Why am I reading a Joycian style novel about Euripides? Pick an era and stick with it!

Every character here sounds like theyre from the midlands

Pg. 193 “I think we’re ready, or as ready as we can be. In a little while, people will come down and watch. How many will come? I can’t say… I believe you’re going to show them something they’ll never forget. When they leave here later today, the few or many will be changed, and whatever happens in the future, Athens will be remembered, and you will be part of that remembrance. This is what I believe.”

"Common sense is common, has no imagination, and only works by precedent. It leaves the man who follows it poorer, if not in pocket, then in his heart. Fuck common sense."

But common sense said we should have surrendered two years ago. Common sense is common, has no imagination, and only works by precedent. It leaves the man who follows it poorer, if not in pocket, then in his heart. Fuck common sense.

The best theatre isn’t about showing something but finding it.

i can’t w lampo bruh 😭😭😭😭

Directors without a producer are like a ship without a sale, the medium of wind to endeavors nautical being equivalent to coin and all theatrical…

i keep laughing but dear god there’s nothing really to laugh about

43

oh my god they’re going to pull it off

classic tale of me and the girl i won over by being a fucking idiot

seeing alecto (alekto) in another book…. forever in tlt withdrawals

historical accuracy 💯💯💯

A god?? Ok but what did Gelon see? Was it just some kind of hallucinogen that made him think he saw a good or??

Hope is a dangerous thing. Also is only seeing the good in one type of person from a group of ppl.

I'm enjoying how fast paced without being disjointed this feels.

I can’t tell if Lampo is as stupid as he seems or not.

A skull shattering reminder that some wounds are too fresh, some grudges too strong. Mu heart my soul.

I have been looking forward to this book since it came out, I need this to be good.

I love you, Lampo!!!

Starting to feel like a crossover between ancient Greece and Shawshank

Lampo is still a dick.

Lampo is a dick!

Pg. 48, “A lion doesn’t get offended by the flea itching his balls. You’re irritating that’s all.”