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Gonna try again later. Lately I can’t seem to read anything unless it’s super high angst 😾😂

I really don’t want to keep ranting about this book

And I’m mad I kind of want to read the second.

This won’t be going on my utter shit shelf, but still one star rated. I’m not feeling generous enough to give two.

I might give this two stars alone, .. or maybe not add it to my utter shit list, just for two reasons alone.

The stuffed Cat. And the raven Gary.
This poor stuffed animal is prob really dingy and gross, been in this bitches mouth, and not dangling on the mmcs belt loop. It’s almost adorable. Every mention of it since has been. (It’s an inanimate fucking object) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ugh. Just ugh.

- cringe dialogues from Everyone
- boring characters, boring storyline
- lack of world building

- easily forgettable
- rereadability is zero.
- lesbian mention was CRINGE. (I’m bi, and that was so ick)

The lists go on..

Ugh.

It started off bad and just kept getting worse, not better.

I’m not invested in any of these characters or their stories.
Which has been boring as fuck.
The kind of shit that makes me angrier the more I think of it.

DNF at 67%