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“We can’t have a decent race if half the drivers have got diarrhoea”
― Nevil Shute, On the Beach

“Good God, he’s picking his corns in the hotel lobby. A little bit of Swansea on the Via del Corso.”
― David Nicholls, One Day

“In the “O.J./Grease Mash-Up Musical”—Revise the last beat of the song: “He killed Ron Goldman/like a stabby stabby slashy slashy stabbady-slashy-do/And then his ex-wife/like a jabby jabby knifey knifey jabbady-stabby-do.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“made model airplaines and jerked off all the time.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Cat's Cradle