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E.P. Rose

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E.P.Rose is the author of BEYOND THE VALLEY OF SEX AND SHOPPING and THE CONSPIRACY KID. He lives in London, England, with his restaurateur wife, various daughters and Frank, who is a dog.

ALL THE TWOS

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I am the genius, Vernon Shortt, with two Ts.

My (really very embarrassing) late father would insist on saying to anyone he met: “We’re the longer Shortts, we are.”

I’d say: “Why can’t we just drop the second T?”

He’d say: “What have I done to deserve such a Tiresome Tick? That’s what your two Ts stand for, Vernon, my lad. Tiresome Tick. Where’s your sense of humour?”

Then, one day, I thought: wha

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Published on April 10, 2015 08:27
Average rating: 3.91 · 22 ratings · 13 reviews · 5 distinct works
The Conspiracy Kid

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