Andra

“As we all know, the spine ridges of adult cats are highly poisonous. If you are coming to see a kitten that you have adopted, it is important that you check for the location and severity of the spine ridge before attempting any petting. Also, keep your hands away from their mouths. A few of them have developed their venom sacks. We lost two cat adopters already this month, so...let's just be careful people.”
― Joseph Fink, The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe

“She was angry, which is the more productive cousin of fear.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

“your librarians go into battle?” “When they must,” said Lirael. “The Library is very old, and deep, and contains many things that have been put away for good reason. Creatures, dangerous knowledge, artifacts made not wisely, but too well . . . books that should not be opened without proper preparation, some books that should never be opened at all.” “Creatures?”
― Garth Nix, Goldenhand

“The search for truth takes us to dangerous places," said Old Woman Josie. "Often it takes us to that most dangerous place: the library.”
― Joseph Fink