Daisy

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

“I think now we are simply strangers with some memories.”
― Tan Redding, A Banquet Of Crumbs

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
― Oscar Wilde