Isabel

“So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.”
― Stephenie Meyer

“Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?”
― Stephenie Meyer

“Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.”
― Stephanie Meyer

“What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.”
― Stephenie Meyer, New Moon