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“It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!”
― Demetri Martin, This is a Book

“The answers are what they are. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they aren't true.”
― Megan Chance, The Spiritualist

“(Love is the puzzle that) can’t be solved. Catlike, it follows no rules but its own, and only it knows what they are. Also it can change the rules any time it wants, in any way it wants, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.”
― Chris Dee, Cat-Tales Book 5

“If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.”
― Juan Ramón Jiménez, Invisible Reality