Ahmadali Shafiee

“The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”
― Philip K. Dick, Ubik

“نوع خاصی از کمال، فقط از راه انباشت نامحدود نقص تحقق می‌یابد”
― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

“مردم خیلی زود از چیزهایی که ملال‌آور نیست خسته می‌شوند، اما نه از چیزهایی که در اصل ملال‌آورند.”
― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

“...dopamine is not about the happiness of reward. It's about the happiness of pursuit of reward that has a decent chance of occurring.”
― Robert M. Sapolsky, Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst