Carol

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
― George Carlin

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. ”
― George Carlin

“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ”
― George Carlin, George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Recent Grammy Winners Braindroppings and Napalm & Silly Putty

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
― George Carlin