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“The malt-shoppe dress code is nauseatingly twee, but it does add a certain extra sweetness to the social.”
― Lindy Ryan, Dollface

“I can already tell that I will hate everyone but you.”
― Gaby Dunn, Allison Raskin, I Hate Everyone But You

“Humans sometimes say my heart skipped a beat to convey surprise, shock, terror. This confused me at first because my organ heart skips beats, many of them, every time I swim. But when the cleaning woman fell from the stool, I was not swimming. And yet it stuttered.”
― Shelby Van Pelt, Remarkably Bright Creatures

“But you won't be as cute if you're just plain all the time.”
― Abigail Johnson