Sarah Ember

“Isis responded to Astraea's tree concern "I was afraid of that, I walked around the campus all day today, I guess I should have gone to class instead, oops, sorry about that”
― Philip Shadowfire Isis

“I really had a weird dream last night and it seemed to involve Witches, Atheist and Vampires, but somehow it felt so real, like a vampire is sucking on me right now, dare I open my beady little eyes?

"Why are you sucking on my neck?" I asked my sexy, scary, vampire witch, as I slowly opened my eyes.

"Awe, no girly screams today my little muse?" she laughed and gently stroked my hair as I was waking up.

"Well from my professional opinion, I figured that if you wanted to kill me, I'd already be dead by now, so good morning, but aren't you supposed to melt if the sun hits you?"

"I'm not a vampire my love, I'm an Evil witch, that's come to torment you!" She said with an evil laugh ;)”
― Philip ShadowFire Princess Kendra

“In case you didn’t know, my new vampire friends are so convinced they are real, they avoid the sun at all costs! Now that's dedication! My train of thought was interrupted when he asked me:

"What blood type are you?"

"Um, I'm not sure Vladimir?"

"He's my blood type so back off BAT!"

"As you wish my Queen, nice to have met you, Phil!"

He smiled, bowed down to me or maybe her, and then very stereotypically swooped away from our presence in a gush of wind in the wrong direction.

"Um, was he going to the restaurant, because he's going the wrong way?"

"No, he's going the right way, he just likes to lurk in the shadows and hide in the background to observe his prey, I mean friends!"

"He has friends?"

"Of course, my love, he really is a sweet person if you live long enough to get to know him!"

The look on my face must have given me away because she laughed and gave me a sweet kiss from her lips and said:

"Type O negative, sweet, I knew you were my blood type, and don't worry lover, his real name is Marvin, and he wouldn't hurt a fly" she said with a cackling laugh! "And try not to worry my love, he only thinks he's a vampire!"

"Well to be fair, you think you're a witch!" I teasingly said to her.”
― Philip ShadowFire Princess Kendra

“Oh Sunshine, don't you just hate when you reach a crossroad day in your life when you have to make a decision that will affect your life forever? It just seems like a few years ago that Astraea's biggest crossroad decision in life was what type of bubble gum she wanted to get stuck in her hair for the day ha-ha!”
― Philip Shadowfire Aphrodite