Andrej

“They avoided one another's faces, for fear of what they might see mirrored there. Each man thought: one of the others is bound to say something soon, some protest, and then I'll murmur agreement, not actually say anything, I'm not stupid as that, but definitely murmur very firmly, so that the others will be in no doubt that I thoroughly disapprove, because at a time like this it behooves all decent men to nearly stand up and be almost heard...
No one said anything. The cowards, thought each man.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.
I KNOW.
“I tried to live a good life. Does that help?”
THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Vrátil som sa z dediny od chorého. Kočiš, čo ma priviezol, nasledoval ma až do izby, a zatiaľ čo som ukladal veci, pozorne sa rozhliadal.
"Ale ani cigaretky nevidieť u toho nášho pána doktora," vravel sugestívne.
"Nie som fajčiar."
"Ale trúnok hádam užívajú?"
"Nie veru, nepijem ani trúnok."
Pozerá sa nedôverčivo a spýtavo a konečne povie:
"Ale sú predsa kresťan katolík?”
― Ivan Hálek, Zápisky lekára

“And when the Patrician was unhappy, he became very democratic. He found intricate and painful ways of spreading that unhappiness as far as possible.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!