Sourabh

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous