“They looked like the people you see on the six o’clock news—refugees, sent to wait in some strange ugly place, with all their boxes and sacks around them. It suddenly occurred to me that this was just the way it must have been for the real Holy Family, stuck away in a barn by people who didn’t much care what happened to them. They couldn’t have been very neat and tidy either, but more like this Mary and Joseph”
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
“I've got the baby here," Imogene barked at the Wise Men. "Don touch him! I named him Jesus.”
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
“The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world. They lied and stole and smoked cigars (even the girls) and talked dirty and hit little kids and cussed their teachers and took the name of the Lord in vain and set fire to Fred Shoemaker’s old broken-down toolhouse.”
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
― The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
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