Bert's Friend Comments

Touché, Bert.

Touché.

It's a'ight. We're cool, Bert. Besides, you're probably right. Most likely that guy is crazy. I bet he even sits at his computer writing out internet conversations to himself.

I'm sorry, Bert. I didn't mean to offend.

Yes, Bert, I know how far away the moon is from the Earth. I'm not a child and don't like the tone you're taking with me.

What? That guy? I have no idea who that guy is, Bert. What if he's some crazy person? What if he, like, brushes his teeth with mustard or drives an owl to work. His work is on the moon, you know. Or, well, it probably is. And that's a long way for an owl to fly.

Yes, Bert, I noticed. Why didn't you accept those friend notices? See that little icon of the two grey people with the red-boxed number 1 in it? That guy wants to be your friend.

You have no friends, Bert.