John's Friend Comments

I let the door hit me on the ass on the way out, but only because it hit me on the nose on the way in.

Seems impossible, but there is room for more social networks... And they are coming.

You know the saying... the camera adds 10 pounds. A desk job adds 60.

It's so hot and dry in my office my skin is hurting.

I'm currently killing time in our cool bathroom.

This is a true story.

I ran into a Duane Reade and Carrie Mathison tried to hook up with me in the cold/flu aisle.

Top Chef, but for dishwashers.