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Perfection *Sherlock's Girl*, Boo Bear's darling <3
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Aug 27, 2012 10:37AM
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"PREFERENCE-Going Scuba Diving With the Boys and Getting Attacked by a Shark for Anon. Thanks for the weird one :D
Harry:You were freaking out. You were freaking out BAD. Harry just told you that he was going to take you to go scuba diving with him and his buddy Andrew Garfield. He didn’t even warn you! He just said, “Hey (Y/N) I’m taking you scuba diving today. Go get your wetsuit.” I mean WHO DOES THAT?! Not that you’re a bad swimmer or anything but you know it wasn’t your first choice to go swimming in the depths of the ocean. You were just planning on watching Dear John or something. Well anyway, you arrived at the ocean with Harry and Andrew (by the way, gorgeous) and got your scuba gear on. You walked into the water. It was freezing cold. You shivered and Andrew reached over and wrapped his arms around you to warm you up. “PEDOPHILE” you screamed and slapped him. Andrew looked hurt. Oh well, that’s what he got for being a fricken rapist. The three of you dove underwater. There were millions of little fishies swimming around you! So cayute! You swam closer to a little reef. Harry was right next to you (Andrew had gotten out of the water and sat on the beach crying because he was still hurt from your slap). You were just about to get a closer look at the sealife on the reef, but suddenly you felt something GRAB ON TO YOUR LEG D: You screamed in pain! IT WAS A FREAKING SHARK AND IT HAD YOUR WHOLE CALF IN IT’S FRICKEN MOUTH! Harry started beating the shark with an old rusty boat part he found on the ocean floor. The shark still kept eating your leg. Tasty. Finally, Harry beat it hard enough that the shark gave up and swam away…WITH YOUR LEG. Harry lifted you up and brought you back to the beach. You were losing a lot of blood. He told Andrew to call an ambulance. Even though he doesn’t like you he did as Harry told him anyway cuz he kinda has a man crush on the Styles. The EMS people or whatever brought you into the ambulance. Harry came with because he didn’t want you to be all by your lonesome with those scary ambulance drivers. You spent the whole rest of the day (and month) in the hospital with Harry, who occasionally brought you applesauce and those protein drinks that hospitals give you. THE END.
Niall:You were so excited. Today was the day you were going scuba diving with your best friend Niall Horan. You put on your wetsuit and got into the car with Niall and drove to the Atlantic Ocean. When you arrived, you and Niall set your towels and other knick knacks on the beach near an old bench with seagull poop painted ALL over it. You guys ran into the ocean holding hands (Niall was a little scared) and dove under the water! Just as you did though, you dove DIRECTLY into a shark’s mouth! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?! The shark’s mouth encased your whole entire head and you SCREAMED (as much as you could underwater I mean). Just then you felt a tugging on your legs. You figured it was Niall trying to yank you out of the shark’s grip. FINALLY you came loose from the shark’s tough hold, with only little teeth marks on your neck! Wow, that was one wimpy shark. THE END.
Zayn:Today…is August 27th. THE day. WHAT day you ask? THE day THE Zayn Malik from One Direction was taking you on that “Special Date” you won from J-14 magazine. YOU COULDN’T FRICKEN WAIT! Biscuits! Ummmmm anyway. You quickly got ready for your limo to come pick you up to bring you to the J-14 office. What to wear what to wear? Hmmm how about that sexy little black dress with the shiny sequins? Nah, TOO sexy. You chose a simple pair of dark wash jeans and a lacy pink top. Comfy & casual yet girly and flirty. The limo arrived and you hopped in. You arrived at the office and Zayn Malik was standing outside waiting for you! You ran over and gave him a hug! But the security guard whacked you on the head with his stick. “BACK OFF HOE” he said to you. You backed off. You asked Zayn where he was going to take you and he said “I’m taking you to the Pacific Ocean and we are going to go SCUBA DIVING!” You gasped. The last time you went scuba diving with your dog (long story) he got attacked by a seagull. Oh, and the time before that your dad got attacked by a slimy hobo hiding in a bush. Somehow every time you’re at the ocean, something or someone gets attacked…hmmm….good idea to go scuba diving? I think not. Well anyways you agreed to go cuz you didn’t wanna upset Zayn because then he might get those frown lines or forehead wrinkles. Not good. Okay so you arrived at the Pacific Ocean and you ran into the water with Zayn. Just as you did though, Zayn tripped and fell on a rock. He got a nice slice above his eye and you quickly ran up to the beach and grabbed a towel. When you came back though Zayn was gone. HE WAS GONE D: You ran into the water and dove underneath. Where could he have gone?! Just then, you saw him. You…saw…him. He was at the bottom of the ocean being attacked by a rabid shark! You ran out onto the beach and started crying. “WHY?! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME??” You threw your head back reached your arms up into the air and screamed, “I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS JESUS!”. What a whore. Saving your own life instead of Zayn’s. I’m ashamed. You left the beach while Zayn got attacked by the shark. Luckily he got out alive, but he couldn’t go on the world tour with One Direction due to severe brain damage.
Liam:You were at the beach with your totally hot beau Liam Payne. You made a bet with him two years ago that if he became world-widely famous you would go scuba diving with him. You lost. Because he is 1/5 of the world famous band One Direction. Sexy men right der. So, since you lost the bet, you galloped into the water with him. You tried to make your butt look good as you dove under water. You swam near a reef and touched all the fishies. They were slimy. All of a sudden you felt something brush by you. You thought it was Liam so you gave it a kiss on “the cheek”. Turns out, it was a hungry shark WAITING TO EAT YOUR FACE. Right then the shark pounced on you and started attacking you. You freaked out. Liam started beating the shark until it finally swam away. Liam carried you back to the beach and nursed you back to care until the ambulance came to take you to the hospital to get checked out.
Louis:You were at the beach with your gay best friend Louis Tomlinson. You both decided to be spontaneous and go scuba diving. You galloped and frolicked in the water together and finally dove under. You swam around together looking at all the sea life UNTIL….wait I forgot. Oh yeah, UNTIL a SHARK started ATTACKING you. You flipped out and started trying to break free from the psycho shark. You looked over and saw that Louis was screaming (under water yes) and he ran out onto the beach. He began running around in circles screaming. You had to break free from the shark all by yourself. That’s the last time you bring a gay guy to the beach with you to be adventurous.
TANK YOU FOR THE PREFERENCE ANON :) WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU <3 EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS PLEASE SEND PREFERENCE IDEAS TO US IF YOU WANT MORE FUNNY ONES LIKE THIS :) REMEMBER: WE LIKE WEIRD. JUST NOT INAPPROPRIATE. OKAY?! THANKS TUMBLR-ERS! LOVE Y’ALL <3 <3 <3 <3 <3"
ME: WTF DID I JUST READ?
Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Ariel {loves Hazza Stazza} {TBBT} wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "This is for you Ariel, coz you're a fabulous person and Hariel ftw"
I cannot stop reading this. OMFG, thank you Per..."
Yeah, I'll be gone, but it starts on Sep. 10, so...
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Big Banana! my towns got a huge banana in it! this must mean something?
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BUT MUSCLES. NIALL. AND HARRY...."
I thought that too! *psychic high five*
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does? it is not does! it is he most certainly definitely positively absolutely 100000000% looks hot with his shirt off
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does? it is not does! it is he most certainly definitely positively absolutely 100000000% looks hot with his shirt off"
THE SECOND I SAW HER POST I WAS LIKE.......WAIT TILL CY SEES THIS.
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Big Banana! my towns got a huge banana in it! this must mean something?"
Yes Cy, it means that they love Australia and the next time they go there they will come visit your town and then you'll meet Niall and you'll will fall in love and you'll never get any hate coz, well, you're NIALL's princess so yeah and then you'll will get married and have kids together and live happily ever after the end.
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EXACTLY
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Here:
Not to forget here:
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At the time I said that Harry was clearly a cat person. Yup. I was soooooo right.
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Q102 IS PHILLY'S RADIO STATION!!!YEAH!
Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "ANDDDDDD CUTENESS OVERLOAD:
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PUPPIES AND ONE DIRECTION. OH GOD. *le dead*
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PUPPIES AND ONE DIRECTION. OH GOD. *le dead*
Perfection, I did not ask you for feels.
Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Right so who's in the mood for feels?Here:
Not to forget here:
" Grrrrrrrrr!!!
Cy wrote: "Future Mrs. Horan wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "POSTING FROM THE BLOODY GRAVE AND OMG I KNOW THIS DISCUSSION IS OFFICIALLY GONNA GO CRAZY NOW, PLEASE CALM DOWN AND STAY SANE.
BUT ..." *physcic high fives back*
Ariel {loves Hazza Stazza} {TBBT} wrote: "" THE DOCTOR!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT SINCE LAST CHRISTMAS!!! *cries*
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does? it is not does! it is he most certainly definitely positively absolutely 100000000% looks hot with his shirt off"
THE SECO..."
haha! we know each other well :) but it's truuuuuuueee!!!
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Big Banana! my towns got a huge banana in it! this must mean something?"
Yes Cy, it means that they love Australia and the next time they go there they w..."
Right. I'm glad someone gets where i'm going!
this is it. I go past it two times a day on the bus. There's almost always tourists taking pictures
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Ikr? Somewhere Ariel posted a Benedict gif and I had a freak out and then on the next page I saw your comment for that picture like "Wait till I see this." <3
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Consider it a gift.
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I SEE IT I SEE IT!
Who's the girl?
Season premiere of Doctor Who today!!!12 seasons!
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I noticed that too.:D
SO SHE MISSED MY BABY!!!!!!! *"Win" whispered the girl sitting on her bed with her laptop and yet to meet even 1 of them*
I'm sitting basically home alone, 'cause my grandparents both fell asleep.I don't wanna fangirl too hard, so...
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The pics that you so rudely post make me fangirl like an idiot.
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Sowwy.*not sowwy*
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Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "" Just a little bit lower and boom!! the fandom explodes!
THAT WILL MARK MY 3,579,152,886 DEATHDAY!!!
Maia wrote: "THAT WILL MARK MY 3,579,152,886 DEATHDAY!!!" Yup!
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You know this is awkward story time guys. I actually managed to watch a bit of the twitcam before it just went crazy. So I was watching and casually staring at Louis who was staring at the camera when suddenly... WHAM! Zayn/Liam brings that Niall doll head in front of the camera as in the second gif I just found and you know what? THE STUPID THING JAMMED AND I WAS STUCK STARING AT IT FOR SO LONG IT WASN'T FUNNY. STOP LAUGHING I CAN HEAR YOU.
*stops laughing immediately*Wuh, I wasn't, uh...
