What is the scariest book you have ever read?

[Jon Recluse]

I like oatmeal cookies.......with walnuts.

[Marc-Antoine]

Todd wrote: "Hi Jon & Marc-Antoine :)

The OP asked what scared you, not what didn't, "Something that really engrossed you, gave you chills and made you feel just a wee bit paranoid after shutting out the ligh..."

Seed gave me some serious scares.

[Bandit]

Tressa wrote: "Bandit wrote: "I'm a bit scared now...but...raisins?"

Sure thing. You're gonna be shocked if I ever do send you some cookies."i>

shocked wouldn't even begin to cover it, probably something closer to awed and amazed
I do miss Tim, but it probably wasn't the cookies that dissapeared him

[Bandit]

Jon Recluse wrote: "I like oatmeal cookies.......with walnuts."

that sounds good too
my favorite are probably peanut butter cookies, my friend makes the best ones, peanut butter cookies sandwiches with peanut butter in between
he mails them to me and unlike Tressa's cookies, they actually get here

[Char]

LOL

[Chris]

Mmmmm...peanut butter cookies...mmmmm...

[Chris]

I want some of Tressa's cookies!

[Jason]

Cookies?

[Jon Recluse]

That's the rumor going around......

[Jason]

Huh ...

I keep hearing about these cookies, but never seen them.

[Jon Recluse]

Neither have I.

Typical women.

All talk, no cookies.

[Gertie]

I want cookies that won't be tied to a mysterious disappearance.

[Jon Recluse]

The Russian Mob took over the Girl Scouts?

[Jason]

The Russian Mob has taken over everything, man!

*You didn't hear that from me ...*

[Jon Recluse]

If it's a choice between giving you up or having my nipples yanked off by some guy named Ivan, you are gonna lose, Jason......

[Jason]

I'm doomed!

:s

[Jon Recluse]

But you'll learn how they make people disappear!

*Hint: It involves grinders and meat tenderizer...*

[Jason]

I thought it involved sparkly invisible faery powder?!

[Tressa]

I promised you cookies, Marc? Doesn't sound like something I'd do.

[Jon Recluse]

Radioactive dust?

That's for people they respect.....

[Jason]

Everything but the fairy dust sounds painful.

[Jon Recluse]

It's no fun if you don't scream....

[Jason]

That's what the wife said ...

I thought she meant something else.

[Jon Recluse]

Depends....her screaming or you screaming?
The former is TMI.
The latter is what marriage is all about.

[Jason]

Oh, it was the former.

... wait a minute ...

[Jon Recluse]

....waiting....

[Jason]

... Oh GOD ...

Whew!

[Jon Recluse]

Go wash your hand, you freak.

[Chris]

Was that just a love connection there, guys?

[Tressa]

What the hell just happened here?

[Marc-Antoine]

Wow, so gnomes and recluses do it for Jason... Who would of thought...

[Tressa]

Hope Jason's pretty wife doesn't get wind of this.

[Chris]

Don't forget Tressa's cookies...

[Jason]

Mmmm ... cookies!

LOL

[Marc-Antoine]

I'm starting to think Tressa's cookies are like a grown up's Santa Claus, she makes you think that if your nice enough you'll get some, but eventually you find out they don't even exist...

[Tressa]

Just call me Lucy and come kick my football. Heh heh heh.

[Gertie]

I hope cookies isn't a euphemism. Wait, what's this thread about?

[Jason]

No euphemism. Just good 'ole chocolate chip cookies that no one will ever see. :)

[Tressa]

Oh, yeah, here a cookie is just a cookie. A non-existent one, but a cookie all the same.

[Jon Recluse]

Tressa wrote: "Hope Jason's pretty wife doesn't get wind of this."

I hope she brains the Canucklehead with a fry pan.

[Jason]

Pfff! Like that hasn't happened before ...

... wait a minute, what was I talking about?

[Jon Recluse]

Your lust for Marc.....

[Jason]

My lust for his great taste in fiction. Why certainly!

[Jason]

Are you implying something, Jon?

[Jason]

Oh, I think that the implication is there in plain English, Jon. Oh yeah.

[Jon Recluse]

Where? :)

[Gertie]

Just started House of Leaves (suggested from a thread like this) without knowing much about it and I have to say the way it is written is a bit daunting. Anyone who has read it have any reassurance to offer? :-P

[Jon Recluse]

All I can say is that it's unique.
Personally, I enjoyed it.

[Jason]

I think we both know the implication, Jon ...

lol

[Jon Recluse]

ROFL