1000 Ways to Get Kicked out of a Store

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When the store is closed, call the maneger if they let you do that) say "im in your house" hang up. The next day, go to that store, ask to speak with the maneger, and say, "did you see me.. iwas in your house.. i ate from your fridge"

Again, they may call the cops XD

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take sticky notes and put them all over the store... i mean ALL over the store.keep doing this untill someone relizes its you

[Chloe]

Go to a resturaunt and ask for diet water with a serious face....

[Alida]

Leia wrote: "Ok, I'm new and this might not be the best one in the world, but I'll post it anyway:

Go into a store, look at an employee's nametag and then run around screaming "(employees name) I missed you so..."
thats so going to freak him out..

[Alida]

go to a trial room leave its door open and just stare at yourself or dont open the door for a long time..pls try it..(lol)

[Ducksarecomingforu]

BRING YOUR PET DUCK!!!!!
no,no,no, that's a bad one. UMMMMMMMM, scream NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! while running around the store

[SuperAmazingSam]

go to the toilet, grab a random guy and pull them out and show them with there trousers down to everyone while yelling "look over here!"

[Evie]

call someone and shout out loud THIS SHOP IS RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!1

[Xsnowhite1012X]

Eat on display fruit

[VannaBear]

Start a water balloon fight, make a fake vinegar and baking soda volcano, start a Marco Polo match, ask the cashier for crack, tell the manager that this is a crappy store and they should work for_____(you pick)

[VannaBear]

Waffles wrote: "get a gun and kill the boss/manager X3"

Yeah, I know you posted this a year ago, but that is absolutely insane, and you would definitely go to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VannaBear]

Xsnowhite1012X wrote: "Eat on display fruit"
My sister did that. She got in trouble. I ate the donuts at Walmart (the ones by the bakery in red bank sc) and didn't pay. Hasn't everyone?

[sIxsIx]

Get some stuff, and tell the other costumers that: "FREE TASTE!!!" XD

[Stephen]

throw eggs every where at a store like walmart

[Coolio]

run around screaming BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL

[Coolio]

or just kill the managers cat

[Annoyomous]

Waffles wrote: "get a gun and kill the boss/manager X3"

Hope he doesn't have a shotgun. DX

[Mr. Unicorn]

Most of these you will go to jail...BUT...
( me and my friends did this at the dollar tree)
1) go to the toys section
2) get a foam/plastic toy weapon
3) start battling
4) yell " FOR NARNIA!!!"
5) hit his/her head with the toy

[bubble gum]

Take off all your clothes scream i've always wanted to do this

[BlackStarYTC {Formerly 103}]

Find the can of Nacho cheese and throw it at a wall

[BlackStarYTC {Formerly 103}]

The Monster wrote: "Use the fart machine on people, in any manner you wish."

lol

[Landon]

Waffles wrote: "get a gun and kill the boss/manager X3"

WTF is wrong with you?!

[Landon]

Jeff wrote: "WATCH OUT DRUG REFERENCES

[spoilers removed]"
Delet it plz

[Horse]

Go to a store and take clothes off a mannequin and put them on and hide them somewhere in the store. When you get asked where the clothes are, say "Sir ask your naked employee."

[Mariah]

VannaBear wrote: "Xsnowhite1012X wrote: "Eat on display fruit"
My sister did that. She got in trouble. I ate the donuts at Walmart (the ones by the bakery in red bank sc) and didn't pay. Hasn't everyone?"
I haven't.
ANYWHO...

[Mariah]

Ok so:
1) Buy a brush from the store. (only works if you have curly hair.)
2) Brush your hair inside the store by the door.
3) Go back to the cashier and swear that the brush is making your hair curly.
3) Regardless of what they say, get a straightening iron. (if you know they don't sell them, then forget about it and try another store)
4) Don't plug the iron in, but try to straighten your hair.
5) Go back to the cashier and say that the iron isn't working.
6) Regardless of what they say, yell "YOU'RE PART OF THE ILLUMINATI AREN'T YOU? I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! (cashier's name e.g. Carl), WHAT A TERRIBLE NAME! CARL IS THE WORD OF EVIL AND HATRED! SEE THOSE CAMERAS? YOU'RE BEHIND THEM AREN'T YOU?"
7) Go get a foam/plastic weapon and a blanket.
8)Go into the bathroom and put the blanket on like a cape.
9)Walk out and start hitting Carl with the fake weapon.
10) Keep it up until he kicks you out.

[Mariah]

Annabell wrote: "That's the funniest thing I've read all day, I laughed so hard everyone looked at me wierdly"

what thing?

[Miga]

Go to a mall. Repeat this scene from one of my fav movies (Elf).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duiRm...

[Rebecca]

Take a group of friends with you. Make a giant fort out of merchandise collected from around the store. Make it in front of the store. When new customers come in yell "WHO DARE INVADE MY KINGDOM!?!" When the people ask you to leave tell them you want to put the stuff away first, then set up in a different place until they force you to leave.

[Charlie]

Ask the cashier for the manager, when the manager comes ask him for 3 billion dollars, when he gives you the money buy stuff in the store worth 3 billion and pay it all back but keep 1 dollar or 1 cent

[Charlie]

Say a really offensive word.

[Charlie]

Pretend you're a baby

Ex 1: Cry and wipe everything off the shelf.

Ex 2: Go into the washroom and scream after falling off a sink or toilet.

[Charlie]

Go into walmarts washroom when it's very clean and scream that it is dirty (lick the floor).

[Charlie]

Go to the supermarket and scream "PLEASE BAN ME FROM THIS STORE WORLDWIDE" (good to do after you don't like the store for whatever reason).