Hunger Games

[Taggerung]

I have a incurable obsession with THG but I've yet to here odesta. Lol, learn something new everyday. And I totally ship everlark. I throw up every time I see the....other....katniss and Peeta shipper name.

[Shannyn]

LOLOLOL I LOVE THAT
and yeah sorry guys my tumblr is showing.

[Sam/Applejack♆]

What's the other one?

[Shannyn]

Peeniss
get it
katNISS
PEEta
oh people are funny

[Sam/Applejack♆]

Ugh god.

[[deleted user]]

Oh geez. You HAD to ask didn't you Samantha. Lets go with Eerlark as I now wnat to puke

[[deleted user]]

LOL. You guys are so wrong like my friends.... and that wasn't nice to laugh at while I was cr- ahem, expressing my feelings toward Finnick's sad death. *mutters obscenities under breath while typing away*

[Shannyn]

Yeah that name's just a joke most people say everlark

[Taggerung]

SEE!!!!!! I could strangle the person that came up with such an offensive name! I mean really! Can you get anymore crude?!?!?

[[deleted user]]

I AM NOT PERVERTED!!!! *Throws giant textbook*

[[deleted user]]

Well, let's see..... *smiles deviously*

[[deleted user]]

Oh geez

[Shannyn]

I think it's hilarious.

[Sam/Applejack♆]

Ugh oh

[[deleted user]]

It's more WEIRD AND CREEPY.

[[deleted user]]

Hee Hee Hee

[[deleted user]]

Katniss and peeta sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[Shannyn]

OMG THIS ONE IDEK YOU BUT I LOVE YOU ALREADY

[Sam/Applejack♆]

Snickers into palm*

[[deleted user]]

Sorry, felt the need to do that...

Glimmer and cato sittin in a tree...

[Shannyn]

Wait how do you guys get the italicized grey text next to your username?

[Taggerung]

Hehe, Peeta's gonna need help getting up in that tree first though lol

[Taggerung]

You get that if you're a mod in the group :)

[[deleted user]]

Haha, yup...maybe they'll have an elevator

[[deleted user]]

This is Peeta's edition of "I'm *&^% and I know it."

When I walk into the bakery
This is what I see
Katniss Everdeen's a-looking at me
I got a loaf in my pants
And I'm not afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it
I'm Peeta and I know it

[Shannyn]

oooohhhhhh

[[deleted user]]

Yeah the gray text are our nicknames

[[deleted user]]

*snickers uncontrollably and knocks head into wall*

[Shannyn]

Right. I knew that.

[Taggerung]

I prefer the version where its hands as opposed to pants....

[[deleted user]]

This is Peeta's version of burn It down:


I set fire to the bread
Watchit burn as
Mom slapped my face
Then she screamed
And I cried
And I ran outside
Into the rain
The raaaaain

I set fire to the bread
Then i threw it at
Katniss's head
The she screamed
And i cried
And I ran back inside
Out of the rain
The raaaain

[Shannyn]

Ahaha i see what you did there.

[Shannyn]

wait how have you guys not heard these before. I heard these like five months ago no joke

[[deleted user]]

My friend's friend posted it on instagram, but I have no clue where it came from

[[deleted user]]

Excellent. *rubs head from previous knock into wall*

[Shannyn]

Tumblr. Literally all the funny things come from tumblr. Instagram is a wannabe tumblr

[[deleted user]]

HEY! I've never even heard of tumblr

[Shannyn]

Thank god for that. We try to keep facebook and instagram people out.

[[deleted user]]

How about the "Grenade" parody? I find it sad.

Time to go grab my bow

12 is where I live, Coal

Gale is here, kill a deer sell it at the hob

Didn’t know there was trouble in the other districts

Life was almost easy, until the reaping

Effie read the name, it was Primrose Everdeen

Primrose Everdeen she read

No way my little sister ever be a tribute

Prim you don’t have to be scared

Cause I’ll play the Hunger Games for yah

Ill take Tracker Jacker stings for yah

Show Panem how much I love Peeta
Ill fool Seneca Crane for yah

ohhhhhh

I was going through all this pain

I will even be the mockingjay

Yes I would die for yah Prim

in the hunger games

Cap Cap Capitol

People here are dumb

?????????

And Snow smells like he’s been drinking blood

Sound cannon loud cannon 1 more person gone

Now if only the careers would share there cornucopia

Singing for Rues death is what saved my life from Thresh yah

Saved my life from Thresh Yes it did!!

We thought two could survive, even had to threaten suicide

Because the game makers lie

Yah I’ll play the hunger Games for yah

Kill muttations, there coming for yah

Show Panem how much I love Peeta

Try not to die in the Arena

Ohhhh ohhhh

I’ll eat plants too in the rain

I’ll even be the mocking jayyy

Ill volunteer for yah prim

In the Hunger Games

Yeah im the girl on fire

Ohhhh In this gown Cinna made

said I love Peeta

I’m a liar

Cause I only wanted sponsorships Haymich

Yah Prim ill volunteer in the games for yah

Ill take tracker Jacker stings for yah

Show Panem how much I love Peeta

Ill fool Seneca Crane for yah

Ohhhhhhh ohhh

I was going through all this pain

I will even be the mockingjay

Yes I would die for yah Prim, die in the hunger Games

in the hunger games

Ill play the hunger games

Ohhh I’ll play the hunger games

ohhhhhhhh

[Shannyn]

Again, from tumblr. I just hear all the funny things there before anywhere else. It's also the biggest THG fanbase

[[deleted user]]

Cool.

[[deleted user]]

Now I gotta go find tumblr

[[deleted user]]

Stupid tumblr.... Goodreads is better

[Shannyn]

LIES
tumblr is better for certain things

[[deleted user]]

Like I say, many people have different opinions in life. It's what makes the world go 'round.

[Shannyn]

^This

[[deleted user]]

*shrugs shoulders*

Any of you have a sibling????

[Shannyn]

I'm not even kidding My sister and I are Katniss and Prim
Like no joke

[[deleted user]]

*chokes with laughter*

Katniss and Prim are fictional!

[[deleted user]]

I have a sister and a younger brother