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Shoot to the head...which, if you do it with a gun, makes a loud noise and may attract other zombies...
Wear soft soled shoes if possible while walking through zombie infested areas to minimize noise.
Read an extended Excerpt from My Life in the Zombie Apocalypse by clicking the linkhttp://mylifeinthezombieapocalypse.bl...
Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun.
Mikhail wrote: "Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun."You think you're joking, but in a recent short story I read, one of the characters was excited because he got to kill "people".
Randy wrote: "Mikhail wrote: "Try to hide your excitement that its actually begun."You think you're joking, but in a recent short story I read, one of the characters was excited because he got to kill "people"."
Oh...yea, not quite what I meant. In reality, I know it wouldn't be "fun" when you think of all the people you would lose. But in the case of annoying co-workers, stupid bosses, celebrities that are famous for literally doing nothing...then I might have a bit of excitement. Know what I mean?
Yea, I just said it to be funny. My book definately isn't like that.
Avoid wearing flip-flops... You'll need to do plenty of running!!!
Don't get bitten.Perform every action to the accompaniment of a rock power ballad.
Always know an escape route.
Steal a big boat or armored personnel carrier.
you don't need a gun with stopping power so put down all those big guns and get a .22 rifle. You can carry thousands of round of ammo to re-kill the un-dead
Drew wrote: "you don't need a gun with stopping power so put down all those big guns and get a .22 rifle. You can carry thousands of round of ammo to re-kill the un-dead"Except for the fact the gunfire would draw more to you that's a good point.
Ditch the car, motorbike or motorhome. They are too noisy, cumbersome and require you to risk your life at regular intervals, as you attempt to fight off gas station zombie hordes.
Get a bicycle.
Wear clothes with the dreaded figure of Hello Kitty all over them. Hello Kitty is the only thing a Zombie is afraid of. They will turn and go the other way if they see anything at all having to do with Hello Kitty.
Morgan wrote: "Ditch the car, motorbike or motorhome. They are too noisy, cumbersome and require you to risk your life at regular intervals, as you attempt to fight off gas station zombie hordes.
Get a bicycle."
Nice knowing you, however briefly. Get a boat.
Bob wrote: "Wear clothes with the dreaded figure of Hello Kitty all over them. Hello Kitty is the only thing a Zombie is afraid of. They will turn and go the other way if they see anything at all having to ..."No, Bob. The only thing they truly fear is water. It's called hydrophobia -- a major side effect of Super Rabies. However, throwing cats at them might provide a momentary distraction.
Steal a bull dozer. Dig a moat. Just burn 'um off every so often.
If you don't have a boat, get one of these:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-laPE...
(described in my next book) ;-)
Are you in need of a zombie shelter, but there are problems with using your own house? This article may help you.Survival Tips: Using the Foreclosure Crisis to Your Advantage
http://www.zombie-guide.com/survival-...
Ian wrote: "Are you in need of a zombie shelter, but there are problems with using your own house? This article may help you.Survival Tips: Using the Foreclosure Crisis to Your Advantage
http://www.zombie-g..."
Now, that was worth the read.
Who new my fellow survivors would be so dangerous?!
Unfortunately, my area's housing market is quite healthy. There are no foreclosures in sight, but I do have a 97 year old neighbor... *rambles off in thoughts which shouldn't be posted publicly *
Thanks for sharing your money saving tips.
If you have a bug-out-bag or backpack to take with you, make sure you can actually lift it, and hike with it. There's no point packing gear you cant carry. Also, make sure you can walk long distances in the shoes you intend wearing. You don't want to be trying to break-in new shoes when you're on the run.
Blow the bridge up