Why the Boston Red Soxs should move to Providence...

[Stephen]

Why the hell not?

[Stephen]

Good point Steve, but have you considered the fact that Jason Varitek isn't allowed in Rhode Island due to, oh you know...

[Stephen]

Yeah, but that's easily solve-able, just trade him to the Yankees for A-Rod or something. And send Ortiz, Manny and Beckett along with him.

[Stephen]

True, but why not forgo the trade and just move to Long Island...the Long Island Red Sox has quite a ring to it

[Micah]

The Boston Red Sox are my favorite Basketball Team!!! I totally think they should move to Long Island. That's in the Caribbean, right?

[Stephen]

You're correct, Long Island is next to Middle-Sized Island and Small Island. And as you say, the Boston Red Sox are an amazing net ball bouncing ball team.

[Micah]

I've heard it said that net ball bouncing game has even surpassed the popularity of "oblong ball," "round chest ball kicking action game" and the ever popular "wooden club ball make go far game."