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message 301: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*hugs CoolKid randomly*


message 302: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*hugs CoolKid randomly*


message 303: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*hugs CoolKid randomly*


message 304: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*hugs CoolKid randomly*


ᑕᗢᗝᒪḰᓮᖙᖇᗢჯ123 ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆ Cool (coolkidrox123) | 1380 comments Mod
Dear (Person of Choice), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), (Your name or username.)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my hear
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore


ᑕᗢᗝᒪḰᓮᖙᖇᗢჯ123 ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆ Cool (coolkidrox123) | 1380 comments Mod
Dear pheobe ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes . I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey Outside of your office and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men . I'm returning Your toe ring but keeping Your sucide note as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Your everlasting enemy,
coolkidrox123


message 307: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I am sooo not gonna reply to that!! XD


message 308: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I am sooo not gonna reply to that!! XD


message 309: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (last edited Aug 23, 2012 07:52PM) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
.................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost...........


message 310: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe....


message 311: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 312: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 313: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 314: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 315: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 316: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 317: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Julius wrote: ".................Great......... Ceasar's......... Ghost..........."

My reply exactly..

Hey, does she wanna be a mod??! XD

Lol joke.


Heehehehehe...."


You shouldn't have randomly hugged her, Pheeb.


message 318: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (last edited Aug 24, 2012 11:07PM) (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? 

*waves Juliuss concerns away*


You worry too much. Now, if Jonothan got on and started hugging everyone.....


That would be a REAL worry."


Why shouldn't I have?


message 319: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
Why shouldn't I have?


message 320: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (last edited Aug 24, 2012 11:13PM) (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 321: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 322: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 323: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 324: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 325: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 326: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 327: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 328: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
*suddenly she spies a sword and leaps towards it, picking it up and testing it's weight*


Ha. So that's where he put it. I finally get my sword back..**smiles**


message 329: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 330: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 331: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 332: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 333: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 334: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "Why shouldn't I have? "

It set her off.


message 335: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I know. Isn't it amusing? X]


message 336: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I know. Isn't it amusing? X]


message 337: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I know. Isn't it amusing? X]


message 338: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
I know. Isn't it amusing? X]


message 339: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 340: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 341: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 342: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 343: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 344: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 345: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 346: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 347: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 348: by Julius, He Who Arises in Might (:D) (new)

Julius (bookseeker007) | 1781 comments Mod
Phoebe wrote: "I know. Isn't it amusing? X]"

Huh. That's one way of putting it...


message 349: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
You are far too reasonable, Julius! Have fun and chillax!! xD


message 350: by Phoebe, TheInvincibleRabbit (new)

Phoebe (theneveronlinechick) | 3313 comments Mod
You are far too reasonable, Julius! Have fun and chillax!! xD


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