Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

[Kristen]

Selena wrote: "Granted. But you always have a bad habit of leaving some body part behind."

Lol splinching XD

Selena wrote: "I wish I will ace all my finals"

Granted. You "ace" them. Assuming that by "ace" you mean one. You get 1% on all of your finals.

[Kristen]

Oops! I forgot to make a wish!

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Mike]

Granted. All infinite number of them expired yesterday though.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[Kristen]

Granted. Your x-ray vision is always on. You get to see everyone's nasty organs all the time.

I wish Nintendo Power hadn't ended.

[Mike]

Granted. It has rebranded and refocused as Xbox Power instead.

I wish I had a functioning robot.

[Kristen]

Ew. No thank you.

Granted. You have a robot that's only function is to emit a siren whenever you take a shower.

I wish that Americans would buy more comic books.

[Selena]

Granted. But the price just keeps going up, and so no one can afford food to support their comic book habits.

I wish for the My Little Pony comic book.

[Mike]

Kristen wrote: "Ew. No thank you.

Granted. You have a robot that's only function is to emit a siren whenever you take a shower."

Heh. I actually like my Xbox but figured that would be the standard response.

Nicely corrupted - I'd destroy that robot in ten seconds...


Selena wrote: "I wish for the My Little Pony comic book."

Granted. Every time you try to read it you hear the guy in this comic giving a running commentary.


I wish I didn't have to study today.

[Selena]

Granted. Instead, you have to spend hour upon hour making Christmas cookies... none of which you get to eat.

I wish I was finished with Mansfield Park already (why must it be so long? D:).

[Kristen]

Granted, but when you tell people how fast you read it, they do not believe you. They demand that you take a 200 question test to prove that your finished it.

I wish I knew what to get my stepmother for Christmas(I still haven't gotten her anything!).

[Selena]

Granted. But everywhere you go, the perfect gift is sold out.

I wish my cat would stop waking me up so early.

[Lucus]

Granted. You cat wakes you up on time by trying to stab you.

I wish I had more RAM in my computer. (DAMN YOU SCRIBBLENAUTS!)

[Selena]

Granted. There's now a giant goat with those curly horns with its head stuck in your monitor.

I wish my stomach wasn't bothering me.

[Kristen]

Granted. Your stomach no longer bothers you because it has been surgically removed. It has been replaced with a tube and a plastic bag.

I wish my toes weren't so cold.

[Mike]

Granted - they are now 0.25 of a degree warmer.

I wish I didn't have to study.

[Selena]

Granted. Studying is totally optional. But you fail everything because you don't do it.

I wish the game I just got womped at wasn't so rigged (my opponent got almost all crits, while most of my attacks were "grazes" (weak, glancing blows))