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Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted
Granted. But it starts snowing outside so there's no point in using it.I wish I will do well on my kanji quiz tomorrow.
You do well but your teacher's bag, containing the quizzes, is stolen. There's no record of it and no do over.I wish one of the five host sites I've interviewed with will make up their mind and pick me.
Granted, but you suddenly have a terrible accident and are stuck in the hospital. For six months. With no internet.I wish this bandaid wasn't so itchy.
You are on vacation at Hell, and you messed up your wardrobe and came there in thick leather jackets. There is now a puddle of Mike on the ground.I wish I had a pool of money under my house, 50m wide and long and 10m high, with a toilet nearby.
Granted. You dive into it Scrooge McDuck style and die by choking on pennies.I wish the weather wasn't so crappy.
Granted. The weather is now beautiful. Unfortunately, some neighborhood kids have played a prank on you and glued your door shut. No one will be able to fix until tomorrow, so you are stuck inside. Tomorrow's forecast? Typhoons.I wish someone would make me a fancy breakfast.
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I wish I had a pool.
Granted, but you could only afford a pool that is three feet wide, three feet long and three feet deep.I wish I had more video games.
Granted, but they're all little kid games that are boring and extremely easy to finish.I wish that I could go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Granted, but it's closed.I wish that I could get a sewing machine that worked.
Kristen wrote: "Granted, you get there and find lots of fascinating stones and breads.I wish there was something named after me."
It took me a little bit to figure that out, then I couldn't stop laughing. Good one!
I'm going to repost this. I deleted my comment because someone posted before me, but apparently I didn't delete it fast enough. I'm glad you thought it was funny, Katie!Granted, you get there and find lots of fascinating stones and breads.
I wish there was something named after me.
Granted. It's a disease that wipes out half the human population and destroys all the cocoa trees. Not only are you hated for killing people, but your disease are the end of all things chocolate.I wish for some chocolate
Granted. It's chocolate covered ants.I wish I could play the ukulele.
You find you now have massive knowledge about ukelele chords and tabs and the like. You grab a ukelele and go to play it, without realizing it was booby-trapped by the police to slice the fingers of anyone who tries to play it. Like you.I wish my hair shampooed itself every 2 days.
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I wish I could teleport.
Granted. You learn Apparition from Harry Potter, but unfortunately, you're constantly splinching.I wish I could think of a wish.
Selena wrote: "Granted. You learn Apparition from Harry Potter, but unfortunately, you're constantly splinching."This made me lol.
Granted. You think of a wish, but I corrupt it so splendidly that your mind explodes.
I wish Florida would have a long winter this year.
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This made me lol."
Same here. Great corruption Selena. :)
Granted. It actually never ends, and you are eventually trapped by accumulated snow and starve.
I wish it was Saturday.
Granted. Gas prices sky rocket for no apparent reason as a result, causing all food prices to jump. Only Mitt Romney is rich enough to survive the massive famine resulting for too high of gas prices.I wish my school's ITS department was actually useful. >_<
Granted, but they become so useful that they help the computers take over the campus, then the city, then the world. Apocalypse ensues.I wish it would stop raining.
Granted. It stops raining. Forever.I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.
Granted. She steals all your favorite stuff. Then disappears. Your house is now clean... but missing everything you love.I wish I knew how to do this Computer Graphics assignment... (anyone know OpenGL?)
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I wish I had a strawberry milkshake.
Granted. The milk went bad and you get really really sick.I wish I was rich.
Selena wrote: "I wish I knew how to do this Computer Graphics assignment... (anyone know ..."Granted, but you do so well on the assignment that your teacher thinks you cheated. You automatically fail the class.
Selena wrote: "Granted. The milk went bad and you get really really sick.
I wish I was rich."
Granted, but you made your money by unknowingly exploiting children in third world countries. You can't enjoy the money without feeling horribly guilty.
Dang, I really have to watch that. I wish that I had a new car.
Granted. There's a major issue and it has to be recalled. You were one of the fatalities before they could get word out.I wish my program assignment was working.
Your program assignment is working, but to start working it changed the code to make top secret labs release all deadly germs, animals and alien bodies in captivity. Everyone dies, but at least the code is working.I wish I didn't have fleas.
Granted. You have leaches and lime-disease-carrying ticks, but no fleas.I wish I had more free time.
Granted, you have lots of free time. Because you've been checked into a mental hospital. For the safety of yourself and others, you are kept in a white, padded room 24 hours a day.I wish Netflix had Food Network shows.
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I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted. You're still over-busy and don't get much sleep or do anything that you may want or need to do.I wish I hadn't caught a cold.
Granted. It's not a cold; it's swine flu.I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
Granted. You chug three gallons of Red Bull and can't sit still EVER AGAIN.I wish I could figure out what the heck is exploding in my verilog code. >_<
You find out. It's a nuke.I wish my cold had less dangerous symptoms.
Granted. You instead have all the mild symptoms of... cancer. (*is shot*)I wish my CD wasn't skipping.
Granted. It works perfectly, but you find that it has been recorded over at some point with all of your least favorite songs.I wish that I had super strength.
Granted. But now your muscles are so huge you can't fit through doors or fit in any of your clothes anymore.I wish I wasn't so tired.
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I wish I had telepathy.
Granted. You hear every person's thoughts in your mind constantly, which causes you to go insane.I wish I had a larger vocabulary.
Granted. Someone gives you a really big sign that reads, "VOCABULARY."I wish my wrist wasn't bothering me.
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Go? ;) Nice corruption - uncontrolled telepathy would really suck.
"I wish my wrist wasn't bothering me."
Granted. Your wrist stops bothering you because it has to be amputated.
I wish my memory was better.
Granted. Your short term memory is great now. Your long term memory, though? Not so much. You can no longer remember any of your childhood memories.I wish it would be cold on Christmas this year.
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I wish the dog down the hall would stop barking.
Mike wrote: "Granted. It will be very cold on Christmas this year, just not near you."Stupid Florida. It's been warm on Christmas for the past few years and it's awful.
Mike wrote: "I wish the dog down the hall would stop barking."
Granted. The dog down the hall gets magical powers and can now talk. Now he shouts all the time instead.
I wish I could find the motivation to read all of the things on my to-read list.
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Granted. You are now properly motivated to read but don't have access to any books.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted. But you always have a bad habit of leaving some body part behind.I wish I will ace all my finals
I wish my A/C was fixed.