Whaddya Mean He's Not Dead???

[Gus]

Soccer club mourns legend, then realizes he's alive

Whoops!

On a side note, there's a poll in that article about reacting to your "death". So how would you react if you read your obituary in the paper?

[Sarah]

I would be pissed that they had spelled my last name wrong. Really, it's not that hard, but everybody gets it wrong. I'm sure my obituary will be no different.

[RandomAnthony]

Hm. It would be weird, I'm sure. I would hope they'd use a good pic. I hope they wouldn't say all the normal bullshit, but then again, I would be obstensibly dead, so what would they care what I thought?

[Charly]

Is that the day you call out dead at work to save sick time?