1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart!

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

1) Dress up in a clown costume, run around jump in the little cars that they have and drive around the store honking!

[josie:)]

2) Hopping on a walmart cart and riding around the store screaming like a maniac. Oh, and then you run into a baby in a cart in front of you.

[Molly]

3) poping minto's in the soda (Troll face)

[K.L.]

I would say start a flash mob of hundreds of people... but we all know that doesnt get you kicked out. I guess you could strip down and try on all the undergaments!

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

Hi KL. Please introduce yourself in the introduce ypurself section!

[L.j.]

Creating an orchestra of music by setting off every singing toy (sing with me elmo, Violet my pup, etc) in the toy section while standing on one of the shelves with mic in hand to lead the band 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' Style.

[josie:)]

K.L. wrote: "I would say start a flash mob of hundreds of people... but we all know that doesnt get you kicked out. I guess you could strip down and try on all the undergaments!"

Haha! That's pretty funny! :)

[josie:)]

L.j. wrote: "Creating an orchestra of music by setting off every singing toy (sing with me elmo, Violet my pup, etc) in the toy section while standing on one of the shelves with mic in hand to lead the band 'Fe..."

Oh my gosh! Haha! I can just imagine all the toys turning on all at once, thats actually a pretty creepy picture :)

[Kylee]

6. Unravel all of the garden hose, connect them together, and string them throughout the store. :D

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

lol!

[L.j.]

loL!!!

[Molly]

Kylee wrote: "6. Unravel all of the garden hose, connect them together, and string them throughout the store. :D"

That one sounds like the most fun!

[Stan]

josie:) wrote: "K.L. wrote: "I would say start a flash mob of hundreds of people... but we all know that doesnt get you kicked out. I guess you could strip down and try on all the undergaments!"

Haha! That's pre..."

Or try on the Trojans

[K.L.]

Setting all the TV's in the electronics department to Hard Core Pawn.

[Jessica (Goldenfurpro)]

Go up to a random person, bonk them on the head, and say "You Should've had a V8".
Repeat with every person you see.

[Kim]

^That was 8?^
So 9. Run around the store, start stripping, and dancing while singing, "I'm from the future!"
And if people try to stop you, be like, "Foolish 2000-ers. I'll blast you with my ray gun!

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

lol kim...your hilarious!

[Kim]

Sixela wrote: "lol kim...your hilarious!"

Oh! I'm glad someone enjoys my weird humor. And, to your credit, Sixela, you're a pretty fine specimen of hilarious, too. :)

10. Has anyone ever wanted to invite a bunch of people and have a dance party in the electronics section? :x

Kim at snugglemybooks.wordpress.com

[Kim]

Kylee wrote: "6. Unravel all of the garden hose, connect them together, and string them throughout the store. :D"

Oooh! Sounds fun. A walmart employee comes up, be like, "Go away, Bobby. I'm trying to order the garden hoses, here! You're always such a pain."

[[deleted user]]

In my youth I was a bad seed... We bought super soakers and grape soda... then went on a rampage.

[Spencer]

I actually saw a woman get kicked out before, She kept on asking people if they would murder this guy. (i was in Kentucky at the time XD) true story, no joke :P

[Matt]

I would run around with airsoft guns shooting evrybody in sight screeming HAIL HITLER, HITLER LIVES!!!

[Kylee]

Hide in trash cans with walk talkies so you can communicate with your partner in crime and when people walk past start shaking around and freak them out. YEAH!

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

hahaha i would hide in the garbage can, amd then when people walk by, SLOWLY raise your head up and dont blink and look at them until they are out of veiw.