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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: yep. she really loves you a lot and has been trying to get you to notice her for a while. hehe, proposal over chat. like a romantic comedy.

[Elle]

TG: Seriously? The lovely Miss Lalonde has taken a liking in poor little old me?

"NOO1OOOO!" Dave yelled.

TG: I DO!

Dave began to cry and threw all of Bro's smuppets out the window.

[Nepeta]

((BONSHAQUIDALAFANDRIA BON BON BON))

TG: RLY?!

Roxy smiled and put on her wedding dress.

TG: Oh mi gosh im cuning to tx rite now!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Roxy if you're serious, don't forget to pack your regular clothes and stuff like a hairbrush and shampoo. hehe, I can't believe you guys are doing this..!

[Elle]

TG: Wait, wha? She's coming over here?

Dirk began to sweat.

TG: Oh....oh my gosh.

And Dave died a little inside.

((DELTRESE))

[Nepeta]

((YOU GUT NONE!))

TG: Im on da wai der!

Roxy really had no idea how she would get there, though. She quickly packed everything she needed and ran to the abandoned airport. She still had her laptop on her.

TG: IMCOIN
*COMING
2 UR HUSE...RITE NOW1.

And Roxy was all like, ding dong!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: both of you keep your cool, now.
John leaned back in his chair. Ahh young love... Well older than him but still relatively young I guess.

[Nepeta]

TG: IM HERE! OH MIGOSH, I AM AT DIRDK'S HOUSE!

[Elle]

Dave opened the door and died. A fifteen year old version of his mother was there.

He ran to his laptop.

TG: She's here, Egderp, she's here!!! AHHH!

Dirk stared at the little stick of a girl.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: it's okay!! just be yourself, uh, Bro! she really likes you but don't let her go too far!! be responsible. she may try to make bad choices, but you'll need to help her..!
Woa, it was kinda awesome talking to this guy. So cool.

[Elle]

TG: NO, you idiot! It's me, Dave!
TG: They are currently eating...day old pasta!

[Nepeta]

TG: Whadya mean 'b rspunsible'? Jan?
*John?

"Can I pet your sideburns?" Roxy asked Dirk, trying not to choke on the pasta. It was GROSS.

[Elle]

Dirk pushed Dave from the computer and stared at John's newest message.

TG: Dirk here again.
TG: What do you mean, bad choices?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: she was being really crazy earlier. if she has too much to drink, she can get crazy.. but you need to help her be responsible. not making stupid decisions because they sound fun.
Gah! The computer switching was so annoying..! He had accidentally called Dave cool..!!

[Nepeta]

Roxy was too busy puking up her guts from that bad pasta. Once she was done, she went to her laptop.

TG: Oh, i no wut u mean, egboob...dunt wurry, ill b smrt and use...uhh, wuz that thing called again?
TG: Never mid, but if u want 2 no if didrk n me r gunna do it, jst ask.

[Elle]

TG: Um...oh, I know what you mean. Okay, I'll take care of her
TG: She brought her cat along.

Dirk stared at the toilet.

TG: She's really sick.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: oh yeah, she was drinking a lot earlier. i guess the mixed emotions and exciting atmosphere got her really excited. try to calm her down if you can, hehe. what should I call you? bro? dirk?

[Elle]

TG: You can call me Dirk, I'm fine with that.

Dirk stared at Roxy, who was looking green.

TG: Uh. She's REALLY sick. What should I do?

"Kill her," Dave, who had a Psycho moment, said, laughing madly.

[Nepeta]

Roxy lay on the couch dramatically and began to cry. She had no idea what was wrong with her. She walked toward her laptop.

TG: JOHN since whn r u a luv guru?

[Elle]

Dave, who was currently dying slowly inside wanted to kill Dirk, who had his arms around Roxy, trying to calm the sick girl down.

TG: John, I really need your help.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i prefer relationship counselor.
EB: you actually got my name right!
John laughed to himself. Hehe like Jedi council... No! No distractions!
EB: if she's warm, then put a cold cloth on her hand. don't give her any alcohol, and maybe a blanket. and she'd probably appreciate it if you sat near her.

[Elle]

Dave grabbed the laptop from Roxy's lap

TG: Egderp, it's me, sexy Dave Strider. My bro is like, holding Roxy right now. It's f*cking disgusting.

Dirk rocked Roxy gently. She was still green.

TG: John, it's me, Dirk. She's really green looking. She got poisoned.

[Nepeta]

Roxy snuggled against Dirk. Dayum, he was so tall and muscled.

TG: I gut your name rite?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Dave i am laughing right now, it sounds romantic.
EB: from your little brother's reaction, you are doing the right thing :)
EB: yes!you spelled it correctly!

[Elle]

TG: You like my little brother to be annoyed, don't you?

Dirk felt completely awkward. And then Roxy puked all over him.

TG: Roxy just puked on me. What should I do?

The problem with people who weren't Striders was that they didn't have Strider stomachs.

[Nepeta]

TG: I splled ur name good?

Roxy felt like crap.

TG: John, I dunt feel good.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: actually you should read our chatroom histories, then you'll see who wants whom to be annoyed.
EB: clean her off a little and make sure she knows it's okay.
EB: yes! it's okay, just try not to throw up on him again, Roxy.

[Elle]

TG: Okay...isn't there anything I can do to make her feel better?

Dirk went and washed himself off and realized that Roxy was warm. No, that was the understatement of the year. She was burning

TG: Oh, crap. She's burning. A lot.

[Nepeta]

TG: Itz nut mi falt!

She was thirsty and hot. She was an idiot. Who wears a sweater to Texas during the summer?!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: if you have some medicine, it would be good now.
EB: Roxy, it's okay, He wants to take care of you. you both can relax a little, be yourselves more.

[Elle]

TG: Ughh...what kind of medicine?

Dirk looked at his medicine cabinet. Crack? Great, he'd have to give Dave the talk. He saw Roxy. Oh my gosh, she looked like a zombie.

[Nepeta]

TG: He wunts 2 tack cre of me?

"You're so-BLLLEGGHHH" Roxy puked all over Dave.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: nothing too strong. if she's throwing up, then nothing for now but water occasionally.

[Elle]

TG: She barfed all over my little brother!

Dirk pulled Roxy's soiled sweater off.

TG: Does taking off her s-GOSH, DOES THIS GIRL WEAR FIVE SHIRTS OR WHAT? Does it help if I take of her sweater?

He felt Roxy's forehead

TG: She has a really high fever.

[Nepeta]

Roxy was wearing three shirts, to be exact. She groaned and pulled the blanket over herself. She muttered an apology to Dave.

TG: John, am i prgnant?

((Headdesk))

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

The thought of Roxy throwing up on Dave made John laugh a little.
EB: she should be as cool as possible. leave her first shirt on.
EB: Roxy, you cannot be pregnant because, well... Yeah. just no.

[Elle]

TG: Okay, I'll leave her first shirt on.

Dirk took off her other two shirts, leaving her in her thin tank top. She sighed and he kissed her forehead.

[Nepeta]

TG: Oh, guud...

Roxy felt a little better now that she wasn't in all those clothes.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: it's good to hear that you're both feeling better.

[Elle]

TG: I shouldn't have fed her that. I'm an idiot.

Dirk went and sat next to Roxy for a little bit.

TG: Hey, Egderp, it's me, sexy Strider, again. Telling my bro to be safe with Lalonde?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: this is to Bro: you're not stupid and everyone makes mistakes. just help her feel better for now, and worry about culinary skills l8r.
EB: hello Dave. yeah, I'm just helping them be smart.

[Elle]

TG: Oh, so now your a sex god like your grandma....cool story,bro...ew, Dirk's stroking her hair.

[Nepeta]

TG: LOL JOHN! Didrk is so cute!

She kissed Dirk's cheek and wrapped the blanket around herself.
"Thank you," she whispered.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Dave,stop making fun of me and my grandma like that. and, hehe, just so you know, you used the wrong gender and case.
EB: good for you, Roxy! i hope you feel better!

[Elle]

TG: Shut up, Egderp, your lowest grade is probably an A. Also, it's not my fault that you're telling my bro not to have an ugly child with Roxy.

[Nepeta]

TG: I feel a lil better...but im still sick.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: I'm glad, Roxy.
EB: both the fact that I work hard in school and approve of stable families are things I believe in and aren't things to make fun of.

[Elle]

TG: Yes, and Egderp? Like my bro and Roxy couldn't raise a baby together?

[Nepeta]

TG: Thanks John.

Roxy cuddled nearer Dirk and hugged him.

TG: Thanks so much...oh my gosh, I'm not drunk anymore!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: it's so much better that way, isn't it, Roxy? I'm so happy for you..!
EB: it's not that i don't think your, well parents, can't raise kids Dave. I just know that It'd be a lot of unnecessary stress to have a baby without commitment. it'd be a lot more to worry about.