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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: dave you know very well I would not be the one to tell you if your hair is sexy or not..!
John sighed. Geeze Dave.. He better not be pulling a Jacob black right now.
EB: being a player will not get you a living wife and daughter..! You'll end up like snake from Escape from NY.
He looked at his hair. Dark brown, as a base I guess.
EB: yeah Roxy, it'd be classified as really dark brown.

[Nepeta]

((Escape from NY, LOL))

TG: Siriusly? Oh mi gosh I jus puled off a My Immortal HEHEHEHEHEHE

[Elle]

TG: I know, thanks Jade
TG: So, I don't want kids

Dave took off his jeans

TG: Egderp, I'm in my underwear.

His bro walked into Dave's room and Dave pinkened.
"I can explain, Bro."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: don't encourage him, Jade.
EB: WAIT WHAT?! stop that before someone walks in on you.!
John facepalmed at the other boy's stupidity. Weird player coolkids.

[Elle]

TG: I am in my underwear, Egderp...I'm so yummy.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: god Dave! you have no shame..! Cut it out!!

[Nepeta]

((I feel so sorry for Bro...))

TG: Oh mi gosh, DAVID, AS UR MUTHER I COMMAND YOU TO STOOP!
*Stop

Roxy took off her own sweater and skirt.

TG: I'm in my undies 2!

[Nepeta]

Roxy began looking at her cat and she threw her shirt at him.

TG: LOL...dave :P

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: everyone why are you being crazy and sexual?!
John closed his eyes and hit his head. They WERE teenagers. Duh. And so was he.

[Elle]

TG: My bro just walked in on me. He is currently puking because I'm so sexy!
TG: Imma go find a girl now!

Yeah right. Dave really liked Jade. Unfortunately, she didn't live in Texas.

TG: Jade, where do you live?

[Nepeta]

TG: Whats so bads aboot sex? Iz fun!

Roxy couldn't wait until Dirk-or Jake- would notice her. And then do her.

TG: OOOHHHH JAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: well Dave if you go seriously out pimping, which we all know you're lying about anyway, then you can't marry Jade because my sister deserves a supportive and happy household/family life.

[Elle]

TG: WHAT? I want to marry Jade. You like Rose and it's totally obvious...and that troll chick. So shut your mouth
TG: I live in Texas, Jade. A true Southern gentleman.

[Nepeta]

TG: Dave and jade r marring each oddeR? okay, dirdk is at mi house and we r gung to hab it!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: whatever, I live in Washington. in a neighborhood.
EB: and hey! stop talking about my love life! you talk to that blind troll quite a lot don't you?! that doesn't mean you like her!!
John looked out the window. Even if he liked Vriska, she would never go for it, him being a human and all..

[Nepeta]

Roxy WISHED that Dirk were there, but she was going to have some fun with these kids, as well.

TG:GHJKIUYGTFRDESWJHGFDSOOOOOOHHHH DIIIRRRRKKKK!

[Elle]

TG: Terezi's a babe, so hot. Oh my gosh, so hot.
TG: Yeah, I wish you were here, Jade. I'd make you feel like a woman.

He looked at Roxy's post

TG: Ew...

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: geeze Dave's mom...tmi.
EB: don't be getting any bright ideas until you put a freaking ring on her freaking finger, Strider.

[Elle]

TG: Yeah, really. And, I have an unopened pack of Trojans if you wanna use them, if you know what I mean.
TG: John, I'm in my underwear."

He sent a picture of his sexy six pack to Jade.

[Nepeta]

TG: Dirdk is currntly dong me!!!

Ha, Roxy wished. She was just a lonely little girl staring at Dirk's picture. She decided she wasn't going to dye her hair anymore.

[Elle]

TG: Good... I'd fly to the islands just to see such a pretty girl.

Dave smiled.

TG: Hey, did you see my picture?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: god Roxy you're worse than the trolls! Hehe, if you guys really were, you wouldn't be typing now.
EB: having 'protection' is NOT a good enough solution, mister gentleman!! you better not send my sister any erotic photos!!
EB: jade no matter what stand up for your right to a supportive family.

[Nepeta]

TG: SHT UP! We r! I am tiping bcuz da laptop is on hiz chest!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: hehe, okay okay

[Elle]

TG: So you WANT me to have children with your sister, John?

TG: Uh, thanks.....

Dave knew he had hot abs, but he didn't want to sound like a douche.

[Nepeta]

TG: ITZ AN ERTHQUAKE IN MI ROOM!

She began to rinse her hair, removing all that dye.

TG: Here, its me with mi real hair

She sent a picture of her new self with her non dyed hair.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: no that's not what I meant!!
John sighed. If he weren't so exhausted, he'd be in all caps annoyance.
EB: jade I'm just trying to be a good brother for you.

[Elle]

TG: Really? Egbert? I'm still going to marry Jade, though.

He looked at Roxy's picture.

TG: You look more normal.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: yeah yeah,I'm Finished. you guys do what you want.
EB: your hair looks awesome, Roxy.

[Nepeta]

TG: RLY? I thut i luked ugly...

Roxy didn't like Dave's post.

TG: Dave is so mean.

[Elle]

TG: Meh... Roxy's cute, like a kitty, but nothing like Jade... I mean, Roxy's a pancake!

Dave felt a little bad talking about his mother that way.

[Nepeta]

Roxy stared at her newly undyed locks and sighed hard.

TG: Fine, ill stuff mi bra and den ill be pretty enuf fur ur bruther, right dave?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John rolled his eyes in a mix of annoyance and hurt.
EB: nope, Roxy, your hair looks really cool even without any dye.
EB: ignore strider. you're great the way you are.

[Elle]

TG: Meh...Roxy's still not that cu-

"OW!" Dave yelled as his brother hit him on the head.

TG: Hey, don't listen to Dave, I think you look really nice.

[Nepeta]

((Have a nice time, Elizabeth! I start school on Monday!))

TG: Who is dis and whut hav u dun to dave?

[Elle]

((Roxie and Elle start school WAAAYYY too early))

TG: Guess, Roxy. I read your fanfiction...about us.

[Nepeta]

((TOO EARLY))

TG: Uggghh. Dave?

She had no idea who this mysterious guy could be...

TG: MR. CORKER!

[Elle]

TG: Who the hell is Mr. Corker?

Dave tried to get ahold of his computed, but his bro punched him in the gut. And balls.

[Nepeta]

TG: JJOOOHHHN! Deyr trolling me!

[Elle]

TG: Who the hell is John?

[Nepeta]

TG: WHO R U AND WERE IS JON!?

[Elle]

TG: I'm Bro Strider...

Dave died. On the inside, of course.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: hehe, I'm John. wait, you're bro? did you commandeer Dave's computer?

[Elle]

TG: I pushed Dave off of the computer. He's being too mean to the beautiful Miss Lalonde. Who is also his mother.

[Elle]

TG: Yes, I'm Bro.

[Nepeta]

TG: Uthink im prettie?

Roxy blushed.

TG: OH DIRK.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: see! i told you he liked you!!

[Elle]

TG: You guys have been talking about me?

[Nepeta]

TG: Dirdk will u marri me?

[Elle]

G: Ughhhhhhhh......