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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John closed his eyes. Did anyone else care about how important this was..?no... He was probably just overreacting. He was tired. Just exhausted.

[Elle]

TG: Um.... okay?

Dave's brain hurt from thinking, too!

TG: John, if you want to be blond, there's this thing called hair dye!

[Nepeta]

Roxy took a drink and jumped on her bed.

TG: John, r u okay?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: being blonde probably wouldn't help me any. I'm just not cool.
John sighed. There was no way. No way. Never. She would never like him enough to ... Stupid lying paradoxes. She would never feel the same way, this was just too crazy.

[Elle]

TG: You're welcome, babe.

Had he just called her babe?

TG: It's 'kay, John, I'm a virgin, too.

[Nepeta]

TG: Jake licks dis girl...aranea?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i kinda assumed we all were. but clearly we all won't be forever.
EB: this is stupid. i don't believe this stupid paradox.
He folded his arms and put his head on them solemnly.
EB: we hardly even talk anymore anyway.
Screw paradox parenthood and marriage.

[Nepeta]

TG: Wait, aranea? Whut?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Vriska may have mentioned an arenea...

[Nepeta]

TG: Ughhh... is she da socpoio chick?
*Sagittarius?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Vriska..? scorpio.
John sighed. How was Vriska..?

[Nepeta]

TG: Ughh.yeah.

[Elle]

TG: Imma Sagittarius....

[Nepeta]

TG: Congrats :(

Roxy was feeling terrible at the moment. She needed an advil.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: are you feeling okay?

[Nepeta]

TG: No... I'm on mi piriud.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB:...........okay you two, I hope you feel better.
John shrugged. What should a guy even say..?!

[Nepeta]

TG: Uh...tahnk you, but i just wnat an advil.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: go then! feel better with the power of drugs!
EB: well not like illegal drugs, like prescription drugs, or pharmaceuticals.

[Nepeta]

TG: I dunt smack
*smock
*FUUU
TG: Wed
*Weed

Roxy stared at her vodka and sighed.

TG: U think Dirkie likes me?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: he could. you never know..!
EB: i know how you feel, liking someone and not being sure if they like you back.... but you just have to keep trying!!

[Nepeta]

TG: Ya, but Dirk's gai and u sad I wuz gong to have his babbies.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: well if you don't, in theory, Dave and Rose wont exist.
John felt a chill. Was that right?!

[Nepeta]

TG: SO IM GUNNA DO IT WIF HIM?

Roxy yelled at the top of her little lungs. She couldn't wait to feel Dirk kiss her. Oh, she wished she could just meet him now.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i guess so. in some timeline or another, you already have.

[Nepeta]

TG: YAY!

Roxy thought real hard about that time she slept with Dirk on a timeline.

TG: Bu..i dunt remamber it.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: well, yeah cuz it's not your timeline yet.
John breathed out. When Dave saw this, he would flip out.

[Nepeta]

((Elle beta' get her a$$ on here))

TG: Bu...I wanna sleep wif Dirk!

GOSH!

TG: I HATE BING A VERGIN!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: ya know, we are still young. we have lots of time, it'll be okay :)

[Nepeta]

TG: NAH! Dirk and me in bed. NOW!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: ah.! you have to be patient for these kind of things!
EB: if you wait, you'll have a loving, stable family..! just like in Con Air, except hopefully Dirk won't be seperated from you and you'll have two kids..?

[Nepeta]

TG: WTF IS CON HEIR?!

[Elle]

TG: Wait...are you saying that my bro is my dad?

"BRO! LALONDE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU!" Dave yelled.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: what's Con Air?! it's only the best movie in the world!!
EB: i guess you could say that, bluntly though.
John frowned. Oh god. Oh heck no. That meant his grandma was..?!

[Nepeta]

TG: U no wat, Con heir is weid. I jus watched it un utube.

Roxy sighed and licked her lips. Oh, Dirk!

[Elle]

TG: You know what, this is f*cking weird.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: personally, the fact that my grandma is actually my mom is messing me up. A lot.
John leaned back in the chair. Where did that put his dad..? Well what should I call him?

[Elle]

TG: My brother is my father, Egderp. My father is my brother and the girl who I thought I might have a chance with just happens to be my damn sister!

[Nepeta]

TG: Wha da hall? U like my datter 2, davie?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: ive got basically the same problem, though ive never really had feelings for Jade...
EB: and strider likes EVERYONE, hehe

[Nepeta]

TG: Eben me, witch is gross cuz im hiz mum.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: oooooooohh really? Hehe

[Nepeta]

TG: He sad i wuz a chooce bab in pjs.
TG: Wht is wrung wif him?

[Nepeta]

TG: WI NUT!? Jade, u luk like jake, hez too hoot.

[Nepeta]

TG: Ur grandpa is hawt.

[Nepeta]

TG: Herez a pic

She sent a picture of Jake

TG: Were suppzd to get marred and have a babbie.

[Nepeta]

TG: I do, but dirdik wrote a fanfiction lick da.t.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: your grandpa is your biological dad. my grandma is your biological mom. we are actually siblings, as you know.
EB: meaning, in Roxy's timeline, at least, it's likely that you are, jake's grandma/mom, I am nann- mom--.... Jane's relative, Dave is bro's bro/dad, and Rose is Roxy's mom. Dang the paradoxes.

[Nepeta]

TG: WTF? WTF? I dunt have a mom?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: no. No. No. I refuse to think about having paradox children with biological siblings!! can you send me a picture of Jane?
God it was weird to think like this.