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[Nepeta]

"ai wanna help!" Roxy yelled.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Zombies won't stop trying to hurt you until,, yeah, they're zombies. they don't care how many times they get hit.. You shouldn't try for it. You might get hurt amidst all the undead corpses trying to eat you." He reasoned warily. ((ooh mrs. B would be so pround i used a vocab word!))

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

well thats wicked tight cuz IM A ZOMBIE.
*eats yu*

[Nepeta]

"Can I help, Vriskers?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

i continue feasting on your flesh

[Nepeta]

"NOQ"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

*Hits steve's zombie on the head.* "NO."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*flys into the glass screen of computer*
*begins licking computer screen*
*i am the most terrifying thing on cable televisin*

[Nepeta]

"SHUT UP."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

all this inactivity is making me happy. I think I'm actually about to smile because there's so much apathy here it's rad.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"well, wait, i'm not sure fighting zombies is a good idea," He looked at Vriska worriedly, "What if you guys get hurt?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

you'll need lasers if you wanna fight zombies.

IM NOT AFRAID OF ZOMBIES

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"unless, they're fashion zombies,,"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

then you're just kinda screwed.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"yeah theres really nothing you can do about that. they must have been born that way."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHH
CAN YOU HERA ME?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Hear

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

no you should

[Nepeta]

"I want to fight, though!"

[Nepeta]

"YES!" Roxy put on her armor.

[Nepeta]

"YES!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

YES

[Nepeta]

"YES!"

[Nepeta]

"You're mean, I thou- Where's Casey?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

In a cuppart underneath some stairs

[Nepeta]

"SHUT UP, WHERE IS SHE?!"

[Elle]

Dave ran toward Jade and grabbed her. "Jade, how is our child?!"

[Nepeta]

"WHAT?" Roxy asked.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Is there a toxic gas leak in here,,? You guys are all acting moderately insane.."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

you're acting insane

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"no, you are. you're not even technically talking because there's no quotations, so hah!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

I don't even know who i am.

[Nepeta]

"I just want to fight zombies!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ROUND 1

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

HOMIES VS. ZOMBIES

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

BEGIN

[Nepeta]

ROXY: STRIFE

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ZOMBIE FALLS OVER

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ZOMBIE: STRIFE

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ZOMBIE: DIGEST FLESH

[Nepeta]

ROXY: SCREAM

[Nepeta]

ROXY: GET HIGH

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John: EAT FRUIT SNACKS. CONTINUE TO LOOK ON WORRIEDLY.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John: happily gives vriska a bag of fruit snacks. all of them.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ZOMBIE:ASK POLITELY FOR FRUIT SNACK

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

no fruit snacks for zombies. sorry.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*weeping*

[Nepeta]

ROXY: GET HIGHER

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

you guys are ruining your innocence. Johnny Cade would be dissapointed.

[Nepeta]

:D