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[Nepeta]

"Who, My Lovely Man?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"can we go salamander hunting?"

[Nepeta]

"NO!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"but im hungery for some juicy amphibian tonight"

[Nepeta]

"I'm hungry for you."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

can we go amphibian hunting after you eat me?

[Nepeta]

"That's not what I meant!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*gasp* SO YOU LIED TO ME!

[Nepeta]

"UUGHHHH!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

HNNNG

[Nepeta]

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

YAHTZEE!

[Nepeta]

"YES!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

here comes the sun doo doo doo doo doooo

[Nepeta]

"Mr. CORKER!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John walked in derpily after an unexplained abscence in order to get fruit snacks. "Vriska! Dad! Rox-oh wait I already knew you were here nevermind." he smiled quickly. "I wasn't interrupting anything, was I?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Vriska!" :D
John ran up and gave her a hug. No. No you mature people. This ain't goin much farther than a hug. : |
"It really is soooooooo great to see you, hehe."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Oh things have been so crazy! You have no idea..!! There were random babies, and zombies, and closets, and fruit snacks!! It was so terrifying..!!!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I had to minister a wedding, and assist in a medical profession only normally achieved with years of school. I was forever alone!! I killed some zombies, got assaulted by Roxy, named a baby... but in the end,,, I got the fruit snacks."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Yep.." John sighed. "It's still awesome to finally hang out with you though. Please don't push me out the window."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Aww, that's good. I don't know about some of the other people here though.." He looked around with a poker face.

[Nepeta]

((Hey,, heyy! Welcome back!))
"I see what you did there! Are you two gonna make out?" Roxy asked happily.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*jumps on your head* Are you a fairy?

[Nepeta]

"SHUT UP! Your son is here!" Roxy pointed to John.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*sniffs john*
*looks at*
He was adopted.
OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"What?! Dad, are you on drugs or something?! You don't seem okay." John paused. "Get off of the heads please."

[Nepeta]

Roxy headdesked. "Your dad...John, seriously. He is nothing like you. But still so hawt."

((Elle's gonna be on tomorrow, guys!))

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ELLLLLLEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOUUUUUIIIIIII
WWiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*arm flies around the shimmering evening sun*
FAIRIES

[Nepeta]

((Let's see what Dirk thinks about his wife and Mr. Crocker together."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"That. Is hot?" John made a face. "Okay if you say so,,"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIEND WOMEN JAWN.

[Nepeta]

"Johnny," Roxy said, pinching the little boy's cheek. "He's beautiful...but so darn weird."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

HELP ME SOLVE A CASE JOHN. MORIARTYS GONNA THROW ME OFF A BUILDING Spoiler

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Then again, I'm pretty sure everyone here is pretty weird.." John shrugged. "I still find it weird, all the name-variations."

[Nepeta]

((SHERLOCK REFERENCE!))

"Wha?? Wait, he's Jane's dad, too, so doesn't that make you like...?" Roxy began to blink rapidly.

[Nepeta]

Roxy screamed loudly.

[Nepeta]

"MR. CROCKER IS BEAUTIFUL!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"she's just weird like that," John answered, still thinking about the different ways his name could varied, happily.

[Nepeta]

"John, I love your dad."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Eww gross what no!!!!!!!!!" John made a creeped out/horrified face and jumped back a little torwards Vriska. "No no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!"

[Nepeta]

"Yes, he's so beautiful."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"uhhhhhhhhgg........" He closed his eyes and shuddered. "bluh."

[Nepeta]

"I've always loved him so much."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I have no idea." John turned to her, looking paranoid. "I'm freaking out, Vriska, FREAKING OUT."

[Nepeta]

"ABOUT WHAT?!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"having my dad and you raising me or something!! that just wouldn't work!!"

[Nepeta]

"Yeah it would!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"vriska i need the luck." John made a scared poker face.

[Nepeta]

"I could be your mommy!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"i don't need to have a stepmom!!!!!!!!! Vriskaaaaaaaa! help me with this! i don't want to be mean!!"