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[Nepeta]

THEY'RE GONNA REMEMBA' MY EYES.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

he saw himself as alive...
AND I SAW HIM DEAD.

[Nepeta]

((Hi Elizabeth, we're just singing along with the Chicago soundtrack))

THE NAME ON EVERY BOULEVARD IS GONNA BE...

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"Uh...well, this is Jane's dad. Isn't he a dream?"

[Nepeta]

((Good luck! I do all my homework when I come to my place and then I relax...except today, my computer was being a BLEEP so I god mad))

"Yeah, but he's HAWT."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

im supposed to be writing a report right now! *cheesy laugh track*

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

but instead ill prolly just watch power rangers all night and do it tommorow.
boy, procrastinating sure is bad for you!

[Nepeta]

LOL....dude, never take Trig. It's freaking boring. Also, don't take Drama....gahhh, I really need to get Chicagos out of my head right now.

[Nepeta]

You only have yourself to blame.

[Elle]

Algebra 2...hehehehe....it's okay if you get it. It's kind of like geometry.

Also, THE NAME ON EVERYBODY'S LIPS IS GONNA BE ROXIE.

[Elle]

Me too.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

math

[Nepeta]

Math is cool...I never got the geometry homework, but the tests were easy...

THEY GONNA REMEMBER MY EYES!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

YEAH? YOU AND HALF CHICAGO.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

so mr. Crocker is standing there wondering where his bitches are

[Nepeta]

SHUT UP, I'M THE CHARACTER WHO HAS TWO BABY DADDIES, DON'T YOU FORGET THAT!

[Nepeta]

And Roxy ran up to him. "I love you, Mr. Crocker."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

not you! My fairies.

[Nepeta]

"Bu... I love you."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

elizabeth, break the fourth wall and bring vriska out of the troll chatroom an here so i can make jokes because shes a fairy.

[Nepeta]

NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

[Nepeta]

Roxy yelled. "Don't eat my baby."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

FAIRY GOD PARENTS *chases after vriska, leaving roxy like the bad spouse he is*

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

The question is, why would roxy marry a crazy fairy obsessed lunatic in the first place?

[Nepeta]

"Mr. CROCKER, NO!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

FAIRRRREEIIIIIIIEEEEESSSS *starts jumping around a mexican bean* DONT LEAVE INTO SOME OTHER CHAT PLEASE FAARRRRYTTTTTIRIIRIRRRRRRYYYYYY

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

he stops in front of a microphone and the microhone is so loud people in the murder mystery chat can hear it.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

having fun winging it vriska?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Is it true you and dracula "adopted" edward after bein "kidnapped" for nine months?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Im sure your fairy language is a mouthful,
is that why you steal our teeth?

[Nepeta]

"ME?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

im dumping all my fairy jokes

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

At least in Fairyly sure i am.

[Nepeta]

"MR. CROCKER!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

but what did terezi say after she killed you?
oh yea.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

im done. you see, because i only think about fairies i have some sick jokes.

[Nepeta]

"DADADAAD!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

but its only because you guys wont believe in them.

[Nepeta]

"SHUT UP!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

FAIRY GOD PARENTS.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

IF THEYRE ALIVE, THEN THEYRE REAL.

[Nepeta]

"Mr. Crocker, I thought you liked to bake."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

I WILL BAKE FAIRY CAKES AND WE WILL FEAST TONIGHT.

[Nepeta]

"YAY!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*follows the fairy*

[Nepeta]

"No, husband!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

THIS TIME IM THE ONE WHOS ANGSTING.
Nuuuu my fairy!

[Nepeta]

:(

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

so mr crocker walks around and is all like "hello world i love you" and then he starts contemplating how to hide someone in the sewer system. and probably said something to his waifu too.

[Nepeta]

Roxy Lalonde stared at Mr. Crocker.
"NO."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"but where will i hide that fairy carcasses?