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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: I like movies.
EB: have you ever seen Deep Impact?! i love the selflessness of the woman who lets her coworker take her place on the helicopter..! how he chooses to go back and stay, risking imminent death by the approaching meteor!! ! and the beautiful scene of when the daughter forgives her father and they embrace as the wave comes at them...!!

[Nepeta]

TG: Wat the hall? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
TG: I lick crandberry vodka and cheetos.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: it was a really sad movie.
John sighed. The part with the sacrifice of the astronauts made him tear up every time.
EB: i'm sick of eating cake because my dad likes to make it all the time.

[Nepeta]

TG: Eww... the Batterwithc
*witch

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: ugh. i hate how the house always smells like cake. it's annoyingly soothing and deliciously disgusting.

[Nepeta]

TG: Ewww.....batterwitch killed lick
*like everybody.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: huh? killed...everybody. that sucks.
EB: like a post apocalyptic zombie movie...?

[Nepeta]

TG: No, lick forced everyboob
*one
to fill buckets.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: that sounds gross. super disgusting.

[Nepeta]

TG: Itz troll reprosuction
*duction

[Elle]

TG: What you talking about, Lalonde?

Dave stared at the screen and spit out his apple juice. This must be Rose's mom!

((Which is totally Dave's mama))

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: this is crazy....but....
John paused, going over the evidence in his mind.
EB: it sounds like you're Rose's mom...
EB: you act and sound just like her.

[Elle]

TG: I was right, Egbert.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: woa!! paradox parenting!?
EB: that's amazing Dave!!

[Nepeta]

TG: Whoz Rose? Frist of all, I've NEVER been preggers.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Rose my my friend who likes scary monster stories and knitting and violin.
EB: i mean, you sound just like her

[Nepeta]

((I just made you a mod in my other group, Elisa.))

TG: Wha? I dunt have babbies! I'mm nut pregnant!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: well, considering you're fifteen, that's good, i guess...

How does one go about explaining paradoxes..?
((yayyyy))

[Nepeta]

((Elle is our unofficial mod, because someone hasn't verified their e-mail yet!))

TG: Bu...you say I hab a babbie!

[Elle]

((Shut your mouth, Nepeta, you poor l :) ))

TG: Wow...you okay, Lalonde?

[Nepeta]

(((NYEH))

TG: UR SAYING IM PREGNANT!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John paused, then coming to the senses about all the movies including parental relationships and tried to lay it down gently.
EB: then you will. sooner or later someones gonna do it with you.
EB: at least you know you're not gonna be alone forever..
Wow, that tact failed miserably.

[Nepeta]

TG: BUT I DUN WANNA PUSH A BABBIE OUT! I DUNT WANT TOOOOOO!
TG: Wait, is Dikr and me gona doit?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: sorry, but its gonna happen. i dunno with who though..
EB: Dave, does your Bro have any romantic life going on?

[Nepeta]

TG: Oh mi gosh, plz be drick. Hezzz sssoooo hawt.
TG: Wait, will i hab a babee?

[Elle]

TG: Naw way, he's all about his smuppets...

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i'm not sure, but yeah, you will have a baby someday, and she will be blonde and hate wizards and play the violin and have a pet cat named Jaspers.

[Elle]

TG: Ughh.....Dude, I think you're creeping her out.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: sorry! i'm not trying to be creepy!

John sighed. If this were a great movie like Little Monsters, everyone would just accept the paranormal and paradox and make it so much easier.

[Nepeta]

TG: Ughh..wtf? I have a kitty. And I LUV WIZARDS.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i want to know.. if this paradox is true, then what's nanna- i mean Jane- like?

[Nepeta]

TG: Jane's kinda lick shy....qand she is pretty curveee. Lick, she has a purdy bodee.

Roxy stared at her self. Skinny as a stick, with obviously dyed hair. Yuck.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: she sounds cool! i wish i could meet her..

[Elle]

TG:So you're telling me that John's grandma has a choice a$$?

[Nepeta]

TG: Oh, yea...she's pretty.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i wonder how much I look like her..

[Nepeta]

TG: Do u hav a hot bodee?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: i dunno....maybe-ish
EB: hey Dave, am i hot? lol

[Nepeta]

TG: Lick wats ur bra size?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: oh, im a guy.

Well that was awkward.

[Nepeta]

TG: Oh...

Roxy looked at herself again

TG: I'm ugly

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: no! don't say stuff like that,,!
EB: you're probably really pretty

[Nepeta]

TG: Yeah..rite
TG: I luke lick a crickat.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: well, at least you're not really fat!
EB: and you seem so nice!

[Nepeta]

TG: HA, Nice!
TG: Lulz, imma bicrtch

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: haha, i'm probably annoying.
EB: my friends call me Egderp.

[Nepeta]

TG: I hav no fiends
essept Dickie

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: what about na- Jane? and jade's grandpa?
EB: I know that nanna was really nice.

[Nepeta]

TG: Yeah, and Jack
*Jake
deyre nice.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: that's good. my best friends are Dave, Rose, and Jade.